Regretevator shit

Roomates

(NOT A SHIP)
(ONLY PERSON I SHIP W/ UNPLEASANT IS ITS MALE WIFE)
(warning for cat lovers btw!!)

Infected was chilling on his couch,watching YouTube shorts of memes and such. He was also eating some Doritos and drinking Blogsy. He had nothing to do today,or this week,so he just decided to do this.

He was just by himself at the moment,that is until Unpleasant dramatically kicks open the door to its room and heads to the kitchen,flipping Infected off on its way. Infected glares at it for a good minute or two before his focus returns to whatever the fuck he was watching.

"Erm,what the sigma?? we have GYATT no food!" Unpleasant calls out from the kitchen,slamming the fridge door shut.

"TH3R3 SH0ULD B3 P1ZZ4 L3FT 1F Y0U W4NT S0ME!" He shouted back,his voice being a bit muffled due to his stuffy nose and never ending sickness.

"Yeah,but that food is gross,I need something good,Like skibidi slicers!"

"WH4T TH3 F[CENSORED] 1S 4 SK1B1D1 SL1C3R??"

"idfk lol"

Unpleasant walked into the living room and sat as far away from Infected as he could on the couch as it could and watched YouTube shorts with him.

~Timeskip~

It was late in the day,Unpleasant was really hungry and wanted something scrumdiliumcious to fulfill its needs. As soon as it thought this,Infected's cat,Poptart walked into the room.

'Poptart what an appetizing name name..' It thought to itself. It hears the pitter patter of the cat's paws against the hard wood floor as it walks over to the couch. Unpleasant then thought of a wonderful idea. It sneakily grabs the cat and heads of to its room,closing the door and locking it. (hehe so silly)

Unpleasant sets the cat down on its bed and grabs a nearby pillow case and waits for a moment before putting the cat inside of the pillow case,which obviously kills it over time due to lack of oxygen,and then proceeds to bash the fucking pillow case,with the dead cat inside,against the fucking wall until it thinks its ready. 🥰

It then eats the pillow case and the cat's corpse inside.

Two weeks after that,the pillow case started smelling like a dead animal (I wonder why) and Infected noticed that his cat was no were to be seen,so he hung up missing cat posters. He kept getting calls but it was just annoying little shits meowing on the end of the line. Unpleasant was the only person who actually knew what happened,but he regretted absolutely nothing.

(399 words)
(you guys shouldn't give me free will to write anymore)