Chapter 4: The Happy Bunny Tavern

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The Gang Are Then In Front Of A Restaurant and Look Inside.

"Yeah, This Place Doesn't Look Very Friendly." Says Li.

And They See A Lot Of Injured Animals.

"I'm Sure Everything Is Fine, This A Restaurant. These Are My People. We Speak The Same Language. You Guys Wait Right Here." Says Mr Ping

"Are You Sure Mr Ping? Those Guy's Don't Look Like Your Type Of People." Says Tigress

"Tigress Is Right, This Isn't The Valley Peace Mr Ping, People Might Be Different Around Here." Says Master Shifu.

"It's Ok, What Could Go Wrong?" Says Mr Ping

Mr Ping Then Opens The Door and Walks In. The Guy's Are Watching Him Talk To A Lady Boar.

"Should We Help Him?" Asks Monkey

"He Doesn't Look Like His In Danger So," says Viper

The Animals Then Grab Mr Pings Throat And Put Him Over A Big Pot Of Soup.

"Ping!" Yells Li Shan.

"Oh No." Says Tigress and Viper In Unison.

"Oh No No No No." Says Li Shan.

"Come On, we Got To Save Him" Says Mantis

"No, I'll Save Him." Says Li Shan

"What?" Asks The Five and Shifu.

Li Shan Then Puts On A Cape and Hat To Make Him Look Like Po,and Opens The Door and Says "Hands Off The Goose" Getting Everyones Attention.

"The Pandas Back" Says A Black Boar

"He's Back" Says A Wolf

"No. But You're About To Wish He Was. Because If You Think He Made A Mess Of This Place, You Have No Idea What I'm Capable Of! Everything He Learned, He Learned From Me. Except one Thing, Mercy." Says Li Shan.

"This Is Getting Out Of Hand" Says Crane

"Oh Come On, He Hasn't Gone Too Far" Says Viper

"I Don't Know Where He Got That Because I Don't Believe In It. Now This Can Go One of Two Ways. The Easy Way, in Which You Tell Me Where He Is, or The Hard Way, In Which You Tell Me Where He Is. But It's Hard To Understand What You're Saying Cause You Have No Teeth." Says Li Shan.

Li Shan Then Gets A Cup and Destroys It With One Hand But Has Splinters On his Hand.

"Now Is He Going To Far?" Asks Mantis

"Yep" Says Viper

"Mahjong. I Eat Mahjong Tile For Breakfast"

Li Shan Grabs Some Mahjong Tiles and Eats Them, and Spits Out The Tiles and His Broken Teeth.

"Ooohhhh"

"Maybe We Should Stop Him Now Before He Goes To Far" Says Master Shifu

"Agreed" Says Tigress

The Wolf's Then Start To Surround Li Shan, He Gets On A Table, Grabs Some Chopstics, Breaks Them Him In Half With His Two Hands, and Breaks The Table. The Restaurant Then Starts To Bend A Certain Way.

"Uh, What's Happening?" Asks Mantis

"Oh, It's A Cavern On A Cliff" Says Monkey

"That's The Dumbest Thing Anyone's Ever Done" Says Tigress

"Ha-ha"

Li Then Walks Forward Causing Everyone To Go To An End.

"What Are You Doing?" Asks The Lady Boar.

"Where Is My Son?" Asks Li Shan

"Jupiter City"

"And Where Is That?" Asks Mr Ping

Everyone Points To The Left. Ping and Li Get Out.

"Well That Didn't Go Wrong" Says Crane

Then The Whole Cavern Falls To The Ocean.

"We Should Get Out Of Here" Says Monkey

"Agreed." Says Everyone In Unison.

"So, How Do We Get To Jupiter City?" Asks Mantis

"Yeah, We Need A Boat For That." Says Mr Ping

Tigress Then Spots A Free Boat With A Sign Saying "Free Boat"

"Good Thing We Have A Boat Then" Says Tigress

"We Do?" Asks Li

Tigress Then Points At The Boat

"Oh, Smart." Says Li Shan.

They All Get On The Boat.

"Set Sail For Jupiter City" Says Master Tigress

The Boat Then Goes Into The Ocean.

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