Chapter FIFATEENA

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Media: If Mikey read my Wattpad Books.

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Jas: *In the dojo, right next to Splinter with megaphone* AAAAAAAND WE-

Splinter: *swipes staff at her*

Jas: *teleports onto Raph's back*

Raph: WAIT, WHAT?!

Jas: Hehe, nothing... BUT STILL! LEZ GET TO IT!

Leo: I'm first, right?

Jas: Maybe...Yes.

Leo: *flashes fabulous grin*

Leo Fangirl: *dies*

Leo: WAIT WHO IS THAT?!

Jas: *barricading invisible wall* OH NOTHING NOTHING JUST FANGIRLS USING FAN POWERS TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL NOTHING WRONG HERE!!

Others except Leo: Wut?

Leo: Oh.

Jas: JUST GO DARE I'LL HOLD THEM OFF!

Leo have an epic battle with IT.

Raph: What's IT?

Donnie: Wait... Not the... really?

Leo: *wide eyes* NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Mikey: *cleaning out ears* Huh?

Donnie: *whispers to Raph and Mikey*

Raph: Oh... Well in that case, *grabs video camera*

Mikey:... Huh?

Donnie: *facepalms* Just watch.

Jas: *dodges magic chainsaw* YEAH GO PLEASE QUICKLY! And Raph that better be a 1080p camera.

~MAGIC AREA OF PIZZA~

Leo: *glaring at IT* *draws one katana* Alright, mister. It's just you and me.

IT: *silence*

Leo: You never do say anything... Ok... *inches forward with katana pointing at IT*

IT: *still quiet*

Raph: *videoing*

Donnie: *Special IT kit in hands*

Mikey: *still confused*

Leo: *extremely close to IT*

Jas: *ducks as acid-spitting llama flies through*

Leo: *right next to IT* O-O...

Donnie: *biting nails*

Raph: *sniggering*

Llama: *canters around Jasmine spitting*

Mikey: *still confused*

Leo: Eeekk... *puts bread in toaster*

Toaster / IT: *still silent*

Leo: I... I DID IT! IT'S COOKING! I DID-

Toaster: *spits toast back out into his face burning hot, and electrocutes Leo*

Leo: OH COME ON! SHELLDAMMIT! *hand twitches*

Raph: HAHAHAHAOHMYGOHAHAHA!

Donnie: *sighs* *starts pulling out the first aid gear*

Mikey: Oh, that's IT! HAHAHAHA!

Donnie: *facepalms*

Jas: *walks back all sooty and with a few cuts and bruises* Well, I sorted that out...

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