Sorry, but this chapter's a bit short cuz I'm A: Lazy. But mainly I just really wanted you guys to have an update, So sorry :/
QUALITY, NOT QUANTITY!
Unless it's brownies. Because brownies are awesome.
Leona Dash: But what if someone shaped the brownies out of-
Raphlejack: WAIT! (Covers Mikey's ears) Ok, go ahead.
Leona Dash: made out of poop?
Me: Meh, true.
Donlight Sparkle: Wait, that sounds kinda like-
Me: WOW IS THAT A BIRD!
Mikey Pie: WHERE?
*Everyone looks*
Me: *whispers* I really shouldn't break walls like this. TO THE REAL CHAPTER!
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Jasta: AAAND WE'RE ROLLIN!
Raphlejack: Oh, we live? HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK!
Leona Dash: WHAT?! YOUR GREETING THEM NOW!!
Raphlejack: If I didn't, I was gonna have to wear the Aurora dress again. *shudders*
Leona Dash: Eyuck, Touche.
Mikey Pie: HEY GUYS! WATCH THIS! *zips up to the surface, grabs pizza, and zips back home in under two seconds.* PIZZA!!
Donlight Sparkle: *facehooves*
Jasta: OK OK OK GUYS GUESS WHAT?
Portles: *sighs* What?
Jasta: GUESS!
Raphlejack: I'm gonna get cream-pied in the face?
Leona Dash: The Foot's here?
Mikey Pie: YOU INVENTED PIZZA THAT DOESN'T GET MOLDY?!
Donlight Sparkle: A dare?
Jasta: Nope but it should happen, Nope, Sadly Nope, and not yet.
Sparity: Truth?
Jasta: BING BING BING!! PIES FOR YOU!!! *Throws Cream Pie*
Sparity: *Grabs Pie in mid-air and flings it back*
Jasta: Aww...
Raphlejack: Whats the truth, numbskull?
Jasta: *kicks his face* Hehe. Anyway, here's the truth:
If you could only take three things or people with you on a deserted island, what would you take?
Leona Sparkle: Umm... My brothers-
Jasta: THATS YOUR THREE NEXT!
Raphlejack: Ok, I'd take Donnie to get me off the dam island-
Donlight Sparkle: I'm not sure whether to feel loved or used...
Raphlejack: Spike-
Mikey Pie: Slash.
Raphlejack: *Smacks him* and cockroach spray.
Jasta: Aww, do you need your baby bottle f-
Raphlejack: *holds up mini-spider*
Jasta: HOLY BAJEBUS GET IT AWAY NOWNOWNOW! *throws ninja-star at it*
Raphlejack: What was that?
Jasta: -_-
Mikey Pie: Can't believe you guys are missing the most important thing!!
Everyone: *stares*
Mikey Pie: UNLIMITED PIZZA! Duh!!
Everyone: *facehooves*
Jasta: Mikey, you can only take three pizzas.
Mikey Pie: Better than none!
Donlight Sparkle: Well I would take a helicopter, a pilot, and directions to get to New York you nitwits!
Everyone: *Looks at Jasta*
Jasta: Yeah that works.
Donlight Sparkle: BOOYA! ONE POINT TO THE DONSTA!
Jasta: *Slaps him* NO! THE STA IS MINE!!
Donlight Sparkle: :'( WAAA! DADDY, JAS ISN'T SHARWING!!
Everyone: *facehooves*
Sparity: *sighs* Teenagers.
Jasta: AND THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS!
Mikey Pie: Who are you talking to?
Jasta: *Looks at other turtles* Umm...
Raphlejack: She's just... mucking around. *whispers to Jasta* Let's not ruin his innocence yet.
Jasta: Agreed. *whispers* Bye guys!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Question and Dares!
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE TMNT QUESTIONS AND DARES BOOK! I know, it's an overused theme, rady ra, but I DON'T CARE! IMMA REBEL! Raphael: No, I'm the rebel. Me: Shut up. ENJOY, AND LEAVE SUGGESTIONS!
