Mikey Pie: ITS A ME, MIKEYO!
Leona Dash: *facehooves*
Jasta: GOOD NEWS! *pukes rainbows on everyone and they turn to normal*
Raph: YAAAY wait DUDE EW I HAVE YOUR GERMS ON ME NOW!!
Jas: Hehehe
Donnie: *focusing on staff* Wait, I can pick it up now! *twirls it around, swings it at Splinter*
Splinter: *blocks it, and flips him into the pool* Jus because I have no magic, does not mean I lack the skills to defend myself.
Donnie: *wheezing* Yep, got it.
Jas: OKOKOOKOKLOKOKOOSNFNCKDM DARESY WARESY FOR... RAPH AND DONNIE!
Raph and Donnie: Crazp.
Jas: Ok, Official Voice Mode.
Have an epic geek battle about fighting games.
Raph: Well, it's kinda obvious-
Donnie: If we're talking about fist to fist games.
Raph: Its just has to be-
Donnie: No joke, so obviously-
Raph: Tekken 6
Donnie: Mortal Kombat X
Raph and Donnie: *look at each other*
Mikey, Jas, Leo: *hides but peeks around couch to wait for explosions*
*mini explosion happens*
Raph and Donnie: WHAT?!
Donnie: ARE YOU KIDDING? MORTAL KOMBAT HAS TEN TIMES BETTER GRAPHICS!
Raph: AND TEKKEN 6 HAS TEN TIMES MORE CHARACTERS, GIVING MORE VARIETY OF KICK-ASS MOVES!
Donnie: Please, You can't do any of the awesome skull-cracking, chest-piercing, butt-whooping special's that there is in MKX
Raph: But It has an awesome campaign, you can customize your characters, and-
Donnie: All the people online are complete gaming nerds!
Raph: Please, Mortal Kombat do-
Jas, Mikey, Leo: *slowly sneaks to the side as the rant goes on*
Jas: Well this is... interesting...
Mikey: Yeah. Who ever reacts like that?
Leo and Jas: *looks at each other* Hehe...
Jas: ANYWAY!! Next dare... Wait...
Leo and Mikey: Wut?
Jas: It's for me!!!!
Leo and Mikey: HAHAHAHA YESSS!!
Jas: It says...
JAS YOU HAVE TO GO TO A JUSTIN BEAVER CONCERT AND TRY TO BLEND IN! Oh yeah and take Splinter with you.
Splinter: Was my name mentioned?
Jas: Yup. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A ROAD TRIP! *smoke bombs the two of them out of there*
Leo: Well... Which one do you think is better?
Mikey: Tekken. I dunno what Mortal Kombat X is... You should show me sometime!
Leo: *thinks of some of the finishers* He, maybe some other time...
*At the Beaver Concert*
Jas: Ugh I hate this guy.
Splinter: Guy? I do not understand...
Jas: Um... the kid on the stage in purple?
Splinter: Is he a background dancer?
Jas: No! He's the one singing!
Splinter: You mean that high-pitched bowl-hair cut girl on stage?
Jas: Um... That's a dude...
Splinter: WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION OF NATURE?!
Jas: Yeah, I really don't get how he looks so-
Random Shrieking Girl: *comes up to the two of them* EEEHHH OHMIGOSH EEEEEHHHH ISN'T HE ADORABLE!?!?!?!
Jas: *Stupid dare* Umm YEAH! He's so... Flicky?
RSF: IKNOWRIGHT OHMYGOSHOHMIGOSHOHMY HE JUST TOUCHED HIS SHOULDER!!!! AND AGAIN!!! ISN'T HE JUST PERFECT!!!!!!!!?!?!?
Jas: Yeah... Sure...
Splinter: He is... different...
RSF: YOUGUYSTOTALLYGETIT WAIT... HE JUST FLICKED HIS HAIR! OH MY- *faints*
Jas: *lets her fall*
Splinter: Apparently her singing turns their brains to mush.
Jas: His singing, Splinter.
Splinter: *muttering* yeah, a- ~this content has been blocked because I do not want to die a painful death from JB fangirls~
*MAGIC LAIR TELEPORTATION!*
Raph: *trying to whack Donnie* NAMCO CAN DO BETTER THAN ANY OF YOUR-
Donnie: *defending with staff* OH YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE MKX HAS A BRILLIANT GRAPHICS TEAM OR ANYTHING!
Jas: Wow, this is still happening.
Mikey: *eating popcorn* Yeah, it's hilarious!
Leo: *ducks as a plate flies over his head* Raph has a black eye and two broken teeth, while Donnie has a broken finger and a severely bruised arm.
*mini explosion, plus some "OW'S!"*
Leo: Make that two black eyes for Raph, and a bloody lip for Donnie
Jas: O_O
Mikey: So how was the concert?
Jas: Horrible. A lot of hair-flick fainters, and SO MUCH SCREAMING! But mainly just horrible.
Splinter: ~Content is being blocked from this book and Mikey's ears~
Leo and Jas: O.O
Raph and Donnie: *Suddenly stops fighting to stare at Splinter* O_o
Mikey: WHAT?!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Question and Dares!
FanficWELCOME TO THE TMNT QUESTIONS AND DARES BOOK! I know, it's an overused theme, rady ra, but I DON'T CARE! IMMA REBEL! Raphael: No, I'm the rebel. Me: Shut up. ENJOY, AND LEAVE SUGGESTIONS!
