Chapter Five -The Hardest Puzzle in The Underground

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Also for the sake of me and everyone else, I haven't written down every puzzle, it would be boring.

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-Chara's pov- 

"Oh.... Er why is there a piece of paper on the ground?" Frisk ask voicing my confusion.

"YES SANS WHAT IS A PIECE OF PAPER DOING ON THE GROUND? WHERE IS THE PUZZLE?"Papyrus also asked Sans whispered something in Papyrus' "ear"      

"OOOOHHH RIGHT OK THANK YOU SANS FOR THE INFORMATION I OBVIOUSLY KNEW!!!"

"HUMAN IT IS NOT JUST A PIECE OF PAPER IT IS THE HARDEST PUZZLE IN THE UNDERGROUND: A JUNIOR JUMBLE!!!" Papyrus said his scarf flapping in the non existent wind. "I BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL REALLY STRUGGLE AS THIS IS THE HARDEST JUNIOR JUMBLE IN THE UNDERGROUND!!!!!! YOU ALSO HAVE A TIME LIMIT OF THREE MINUTES"     

I rushed to the junior jumble and stared at it.     

"Oh shit how are we going to do it...? IN THREE MINUTES TOO!!!!"   Frisk also looked at the paper.... how do I do it in three minutes.....

"Wait..... I FOUND THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!" I Yelled "It Is there"      

"It isn't Chara.... It's... here... the word you pointed at isn't even one we have to find!!" Frisk noted     

"SO?!! Lemons is still a word? Or has it never been a word.....i have been dead for a hundred years soo....I guess I can't help you" I shrugged and I disappeared. 

"YOU BITCH" Frisk yelled. I was still there but no one could see me.... I Joyfully watched Frisk struggle until thirty seconds were left....

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-Frisk's pov-

Only thirty seconds were left on the timer and I was panicking. Chara, that bastard, had left me alone for a minute... but i'm glad she left because she removed my only distraction. Which was Chara herself. So I looked around and saw no barriers no nothing. So I simply walked past the paper.

"WOWIE!!!!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!! THAT WAS GREAT!! NOT AS GREAT AS ME OF COURSE!! WELL DONE HUMAN!!! I SUPPOSE I WILL SPARE YOU FOR NOW!!!" Papyrus excitedly said                  

"Heh well done kiddo completed it in the nick of time." Sans said       

"Well It was all me. I told her every thing " Chara boasted     

"NO YOU DIDN'T YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!" I yelled . Me and Chara started fighting. With Sans looking at us like we're crazy teens.  

"err....hey er kiddo's err not while... Papyrus is err... watching you's two" He muttered awkwardly.   

"WAIT PAPYRUS IS WATCHING!!!" Chara yelled   

"Sorry." Frisk said   

"SANS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"           

"Oh nothing bro. Just about how cool you are."      

"I KNOW THAT I AM COOL SANS!!!!! WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOU ARE LYING TO ME?"   Papyrus narrowed his "eyes"      

"I'm not lying to you bro, Don't worry. I'd never lie to you." Sans turned to me and held out his hand "I still don't trust ya kid, or like, in that matter." I grabbed Sans' hand and he pulled me up. He then let go of my hand immediately and turned away.  

"Come on kid. We are going to Snowdin Town." 

"Great Snowdin town." Chara said sarcastically. Sans glared ice at her, Clearly unimpressed.     "What? I'm just saying!" Sans continued to glare at her. His anger rising.        

"RIGHT lets gooo!!!" I said for the sake of the possible argument. 

"This way. Come on Paps lets go." Sans said flatly.         

Now you've made him mad." Chara blamed me.             

"Huh? You were the one talking- no annoying him. Look Chara I know you don't like Sans but you can't annoy him when ever you see him."            

"Fine" Chara rolled her eyes then disappeared.       

Sans and Papyrus toured me around the town. Both Sans and Papyrus agreed that we would eat at Grillby's. Papyrus was insisting that he would make his famous spaghetti. But Sans said that he needed the break because all of the work he had to do.  "I SUPPOSE SO... COME ON HUMAN WE ARE GOING TO GRILLBY'S!!!"

We all ordered chips for the sake of simplicity. Me and Papyrus had a small and Sans had a medium, He also bought ketchup... 

"Why does he drink ketchup like that... it's weird..." Chara whispered so only I could hear. The Chips tasted really nice and they had the perfect amount of salt on them. 

"... To salty" Chara said 

" How do you know what they taste like?" I asked      

"Frisk I Live in your soul. I can taste what you taste."      

"Well stop complaining. I like them so I'm eating them."                 

After a while of Papyrus talking about how cool he was and Sans drinking a lot of ketchup. Sans got drunk... really fast. Turns out Sans gets drunk after drinking ketchup  

"Heya *hic* kid, want some ketchup?" Sans swayed side to side a little.   

"uh... Sure?" I said to not let Sans get even more drunk. 

"Here you *hic* go"     

He passed me the bottle. Papyrus looked at Sans. "OH MY GOD SANS!!! NOT AGAIN!!" Papyrus sighed. 

THUMP!!!  Sans passed out and hit his skull on the counter. Papyrus looked sad "I WORRY ABOUT HIM YOU KNOW HUMAN.... I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK HE'S LYING TO ME ALL THE TIME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!"          

"Well... Sans has his reasons to keep stuff for you and I know you want to help him. Some people like to be left alone when they're upset. That's okay for a bit but don't let him do that too often because that will only make him feel worse, just tell him he's going to be okay and don't leave until he cheers up a bit okay?" After ten minutes of me and Papyrus talking I stood up... "Right we got to go... Thanks for the food Grillby... I'll pay for it."          

"500G" Grillby said. Shit that's all the money I have. Oh well! I placed down the gold and Papyrus picked up Sans, who was still passed out. "Right... Papyrus? Are we going to your house now?" I asked    

"YES HUMAN WE ARE GOING TO MY HOUSE!!"         "I don't remember where it is....."I said "DON'T WORRY HUMAN!!! I'LL SHOW YOU!!! YOU WILL NOT GET LOST WHEN YOU ARE IN MY COMPANY!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!"   So me and Papyrus continued to walk to his house. We talked about the surface and the underground until we got to the house. "WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE HUMAN!!!! I SUPPOSE YOU CAN CALL IT YOUR HUMBLE ABODE TOO IF YOU LIKE!!!" Papyrus announced happily and proudly.

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Words-1093

Some frans spice in the next chapter maybe... no spoilers(hopefully)

I know Sans doesn't actually get drunk over ketchup but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well...


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