Lost tale( an undertale au)

Chapter Six -A Talk With a Drunk Skeleton-

 The next few chapters is going to just be frisk and sans' pov

he he this will be my favourite chapter so far....I think.....

I Might not write a lot because of school....

editer me: I took a "break" for three weeks cause i got burned out pretty quick...

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-Frisk pov-

"R-really?" I asked       

"YES HUMAN!!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!! OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! I AM LATE TO MY TRAINING SESSION WITH UNDYNE!!! BYE HUMAN! NYEH HEH HEH!!!" And with that Papyrus started to run towards the window. 

"Wait Papyrus you still have Sans on your shoulder. ALSO YOU AREN'T PLANNING TO JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW!!!!! IT WOULD HURT!!" I yelled  

"LANGUAGE HUMAN.... NO IT DOES NOT HURT!!! THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THAT I HAVE MY BROTHER ON ME!!!" Papyrus then threw Sans then jumped out the window.

I ran to catch Sans so he wouldn't get hurt. And HECK he felt lighter than a normal skeleton monster his height should. I put him on the sofa and planned to get him some water for when he wakes up. I walked to the kitchen, found a cup filled it with water and sat, walked out the kitchen and placed the cup of water on the table. I then sat next to Sans I then started to read a book with weird writing in it. A few hours later Papyrus came home. "Hi Papyrus!" I greeted the tall the skeleton    

"HELLO HUMAN!!!" Papyrus said happily "OOH HUMAN CAN I SHOW YOU MY STORE OF SPECIAL ATTACKS?" He asked. Chara then re-appeared because this part was hilarious to her.  

"Err.... sure." I tilt my head to look at the large door under the fridge. It revealed a small white dog munching on an orange special attack. "CATCH THAT MEDDLING CANINE!" Papyrus yelled as the annoying dog ran away. "CURSES. I AM GOING TO BED NOW. IT IS LATE. YOU SHOULD GET SOME REST TOO."

With that he went up to his room and I was stuck with a drunk man.  A few hours later I heard Papyrus' snores. I felt so tired but I didn't want to fall asleep because Sans could wake up and could hurt himself. Speaking of the devil, Sans started to shuffle a bit. He opened his "eyes" slowly.  He blinked twice and tried to sit up. He nearly fell on his face but I caught him. I got really good reflexes from the genocide routes. "Hey! Whoa Sans! Be careful and don't sit up so quickly next time!" I held Sans' hand and back helping him sit up.

"Is he still drunk?" I thought        

"Frisk...." Sans's voice was very slurred      

"Yeah? Do you need anything?"  He gripped my hand tightly "You're really... cute, when you're worried" He said slowly     

"H-Huh?" I stammered blushing hard "Yep" I thought "Definitely still drunk." Chara floated around clearly amused 

"What the fuck have I missed."  She looked at me then at Sans then at me again.

Sans looked at my face now, probably looking like a tomato. He kept staring at my face for ten minutes. "Sans I really think you sho-" I couldn't finish my sentence because Sans kissed me. My eyes widened in surprise and Chara yelled "What the actual fuck Sans. Get a room." 

When Sans stopped kissing me he said "Fuck off" Then he passed out on top of me... lovely. Chara floated next to me.   "Right so he hates us doesn't trust us but he kisses you and calls you cute. That bastard is giving off mixed signals..."  Chara yelled 

"Chara shut up you're gonna wake him up." 

"Doesn't explain why he called you cute."  

"Chara he's drunk you dumb bitch." I defended the small skeleton. "I know.... or is he?" Chara teased     

"Shut up Chara"           

"NEVER!!!!!! I am determined to take the piss out of you!"     

"No seriously you're going to wake Sans up."      

"You mean your new boyfriend~"  My eyes widened as a stared at Chara. I was pissed off  "He is DRUNK Chara...."        

"On ketchup" Chara snickered

I rolled my eyes and picked up the book again and started reading it. Chara got bored so she went away. Finally some peace and quiet. No more noisy bitch for now. I began to fell drowsy so I placed the book down and fell asleep.

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-Sans pov-

I woke up with a very bad hangover. Ugh Why did I get my self drunk again. I closed my "eyes" and re-opened them when  I remembered where I was. Oh Shit. I let go of Frisk's hand and got off her, then jumping  to the other side of the sofa. Frisk groaned in her sleep and I looked at the time. It was four in the morning. I didn't feel tired but hopefully I could get rid of the headache if I got more sleep. 

The ghost Chara, appeared next to Frisk looking amused. Great, That little bitch saw me... drunk. "Sans~ You called Frisk cute"  Chara teased. 

"I know. I still hate you both."     

"You kissed her~"    

"I WAS FUCKING DRUNK!"I shouted. I went quiet instantly. I looked at Frisk and listened out for Papyrus. Luckily they didn't wake up. I sighed in relief and Chara looked relieved too. "You know, Frisk told me not to annoy you every time I see you. I also made a deal with her before we reset. I would let Frisk do a pacifist run. But if one boss monster, like you, killed her i would turn this pacifist run into a neutral one."    

"Cool" I said sarcastically        

"Do you hate her less now?"             

"No."    

"Dang. Okay guess I'm going to annoy you then =)"   

I hit my forehead.  "Chara was just being a dick head, don't get mad Sans don't get mad." I thought      "

Gasp!!! NO!! Sans if you hate Frisk then why are you letting her stay here near Papyrus.... Why don't you kill her now? Besides I'm getting very bored so I might as well just take control of Frisks soul again and make this run a neutral run. Ha the look on that bitches face... Sorry I got carried away... I didn't mean that.... =)" 

"Sure you didn't." Right. Even though I don't like her... I gotta tell her about this.

A Bunch of light shone through the window making me wince. Someone forgot to close the curtains.I told Chara to piss off and she did. I checked the time and it said six in the morning. Great. No time to sleep now.  At that moment Frisk also decided to wake up. "H-huh? Why's it so bright?" she said half asleep. When she fully woke up she sat up really fast and looked at me. I don't know why but I will 'forget' about last night. To save the embarrassment. Frisk then gradually turned more red as she remembered last night. "Ah- e-er hi S-sans!" 

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-Frisk pov again-

After Sans and I kept on staring at each other awkwardly and Papyrus asking why we were staring and blushing at each other. I was blushing because of what happened last night and then Sans probably because of embarrassment, if he remembered what happened that is. We were all sitting at the table eating spaghetti. Papyrus was in the kitchen cleaning and me and Sans were left alone. "Er... Sans... Do you r-remember anything from er last night?" I asked still slightly confused. 

"Err yeah sorry 'bout that. Didn't plan to pass out at Grilbs." He said His hand on the back of his skull. "Anyway... I'm going up to my room." Sans then walked upstairs to his room and a few minutes later I heard him yelling to himself 

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that." I said  

"ME TOO HUMAN" Papyrus agreed.

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Words: 1294

Motivation to finish book is low.