𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨: 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘅 𝗢𝗖!

𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝

Tourist Trapped...

"Ah, summer break."

A man is seen cooking a burger on a grill, flipping it with a giant grin on his face as he lets out a gruff laugh. His two kids run around in circles behind him, giggling gleefully as they soak up the sun.

"A time for leisure, recreation, and takin' 'er easy."

A group of adults eats their burgers at a picnic table, laughing as they engage in small talk and share inside jokes.

"Unless- You're me."

BLAM!

A golf cart with a red and yellow tacky color scheme suddenly bursts through a billboard that reads 'GRAVITY FALLS', three kids screaming at the top of their lungs.

"AAAAAAH!" They scream in unison, clutching onto the golf cart for dear life as it swerved on the dirt road.

Behind it, a giant creature of some sort roars loudly, making birds fly away in terror as it knocks down trees and chases after the golf cart.

"It's getting closer!" The girl brunette screams, looking at the boy driving the cart in fear.

"DRIVE FASTER!" A blonde screams from the back of the cart, letting out a yelp as the cart goes over a bump.

A large and ominous shadow looms over the dirt road behind them, and all three kids scream again as giant hands almost grab the golf cart.

The cart goes over a rock, flipping through the air and making the kids scream as they fall back in the ground.

"My name is Dipper. The girl about to puke-"

The brunette holds a hand over her mouth, eyes bugging out of her sockets as she fights the urge to hurl.

"Is my sister Mabel. And the girl throwing rocks-"

The blonde girl in the back is frantically throwing rocks at the monster behind them, which does absolutely nothing to help the three of them.

"Is our friend Rylie."

Dipper keeps driving, eyes narrowed as he focuses on the road and listens to Mabel and Rylie scream.

"You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror."

Said creature pulls a tree out of the ground and yeets it through the air, making Mabel scream at her brother, "LOOK OUT!"

The tree crashes to the ground in front of them, and Dipper starts to swerve the cart as everyone lets out a scream.

Time stops.

"Rest assured... There's a perfectly logical explanation. Let's rewind..."

-~•/——|——\•~-

Mabel is grinning happily as she holds a cat, while Dipper nerds out on an old DS.

Their parents quickly take away their sources of happiness.