𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨: 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘅 𝗢𝗖!

𝐃𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫

𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝑫𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓...

It's been a long couple of days for me.

Actually, ever since the convenience store problem stuff has been going on. The work week was completely normal, just involving a bunch of random tourists from California and a problem with um...

The Vending Machine.

Ahem-

After that things just got crazy.

Mabel worked her matchmaker powers and got Stan to ask out Lazy Susan, who I've been trying to get him to ask out for months. And he actually shot his shot!

And then went on the date and didn't even stay, having left her half way through... He's been getting a lot of voicemails recently on the house line, that I've overheard...

I can see why he left early. No offense to her, but- She's definitely not Stan's type, he hates cat ladies.

Dipper also went on a supposed hunt for manliness, after he embarrassed himself in front of the entirety of Greasy's Diner by failing the Manliness Tester. Poor guy got a score of wimp, which is worse than what Mabel got when she tried after Manly Dan-

He went off into the woods for days, and while he was doing that I donned my robes and went out to stop a centaur from trampling a little kid's birthday, and leprechaun's from stealing the gold watches from a pawn shop.

It's been eventful.

And to top it all off-

Stan's throwing his annual summer party for the shack, which is just a facade to cover up what the party is actually for... Something Stan only revealed to me last summer party.

Anyways-

I currently just finished hanging a banner, and now I'm lying on the couch with my head in Mabel's lap and my leg's on Dipper's, exhausted from a very long week of secrecy and weirdness.

I'm thinking I might finally have some time to rest, when Dipper puts a hand to his stomach and preps a can of silly string behind his back, "Oh, no, RYLIE- I... I don't feel so good! I- BLEGHhHhH-"

He pulls the can out, holding back a snicker as he sprays the silly string, earning a squeal from me as he gets it all over my face and Mabel's sweat.

Mabel giggles and pulls me closer by my sweater, holding me in place as I flail my legs and she yells to try and get her Grunkle's attention, "OHH! Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us? BWAAAHhhHhH-"

She aims the can as Dipper's face, and then back down at me, earning another squeal from me as I try to get away. Her and Dipper giggle, and then they keep spraying each other, covered in silly string.

They keep spraying for a while, pretending to barf on me for a few seconds more before they burst into giggles, Stan staring at them and itching his nose unapprovingly in the background.

I giggle for a bit longer, and then I see Wendy walking toward us, shooting me a wink as I catch on and snag Mabel's silly string can, making her shoot me a look before staring up at Wendy.

The red head approaches and starts yelling, "GUYS, GUYS STOP! Something terrible just happened!"

"WENDY! No... You don't mean...?" I play a long, pretending to prep as I stand beside Wendy and prep the can in my back hand.

The twins share a look, looking a bit nervous and confused as they blink slowly and wipe the silly string off of their faces. Wendy looks at me and smirks.