𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨: 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘅 𝗢𝗖!

𝐈𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞

𝑰𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆...

Today is greaaaaaat.

The twins and I have been begging Stan for the past three days to let us run down to the store and get some real snacks. And he's been denying because he says-

"Expired beans" are good for the health of your gut.

Yeah. His opinion changed when he ran out of his secret stash of snacks and actually had to eat the beans.

He threw up for at least an hour last night.

And then we got a trip to the store- WHOOP WHOOP.

We've got at least three bags of snacks in the back, and while Stan was complaining about having to spend so much money, I know that he's secretly happy he got five whole boxes of Pitt Cola.

I'm sitting In the back with Dipper and Mabel, watching as Stan groans in annoyance while aggressively honking at the cars in front of him.

He's this close to driving over these cars I swear.

I try to stifle and a giggle as Stan lets his head fall on the steering wheel, a loud BEEEP! echoing as he mutters substitutes for cuss words under his breath.

Mabel looks at her Grunkle for a second before she shrugs, returning to eating her CornCornos before she gasps and pulls two perfectly shaped chips out of the bag.

She somehow gets them stuck on her ears, making it look like she's got some fashionable ear wear as she strikes a pose and turns to Dipper and I, "HAHA! Nacho earrings! I'm hilarious!"

Dipper gives his sister a smile and a pat on the leg, and then we all turn toward Stan who is still in a bad mood.

"That's debatable," He grumbles, repeatedly hitting the horn before he lets out a groan and leans forward, "COME ON! What's with all this traffic, and why is it all—"

He pauses as he sees something in the distance, and I raise a brow before I practically climb on top of Dipper to see out the window, earning me a sound of pain.

Okay...

So there's some banners set up, one of those old timey things where they throw tomatoes at you, a butter churning station, and covered wagons.

I mean, things can be weirder in Gravity Falls, it's not like-

Oh.

OH.

It's Pioneer Day.

I sit back down quickly, knowing Stan is going to try and zoom through here as soon as he comes to the same revelation with a terrified cry, "COVER WAGONS?! OH NO-"

He rams his foot into the gas, and all three of us kids Yelp as he goes flying over a speed bump his tires squeaking as he avoids covered wagons like the plague.

"NOT TODAY! NOT TODAY!" He screeches, and Dipper gives me a look as I grasp onto his arm, before asking cautiously, "Grunkle Stan, what's going on?"

Stan doesn't answer at first, he only lets out a terrified noise as he almost rams into pioneer women, quickly putting the car into reverse and backing out of the entire town.

Mabel grasps my arm tightly as Stan speaks in a panicked voice, his eyes filled with the terrifying shadows of covered wagons.

"We gotta get out of here-" He speaks quickly, putting the car back into drive and whipping the car around a corner, "BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!"