𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨: 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 𝘅 𝗢𝗖!

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐫

The Legend of the Gobblewonker...

I stumble down the stairs, having woken up late after...

After doing things last night.

I slept past my alarm, which is not usual for me- And it's not something I wanted to do anyways. I told the twins I'd be up with them.

Believe it or not, I really enjoy spending time with them.

I run into the kitchen, albeit very late, watching as Mabel holds up a syrup bottle labeled, "Sir Syrup."

"ARE YOU READY FOR THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE?!" Mabel challenges Dipper, her eyes narrowed as she watches him hold up a bottle named, "Mountie Man."

"I'm always ready!" Dipper retorts, clutching his syrup bottle tightly as he and Mabel make intense eye contact.

I raise an eyebrow, intrigued by what's going on.

This is exactly why I never want to wake up late. Because then I miss whatever the heck this is-

"Then you know what this meaaaaans~" Mabel says in a sing-song voice, before her and Dipper declare at the same time, "SYRUP RACE!"

I laugh as I watch them, sitting at the table beside Dipper as he and Mabel open the tops of their syrup and hold them over their mouths.

"Aaaaaaah-" Dipper sticks his tongue out, Mabel doing the same as globs of syrup start to drip down from each of their bottles.

"GO, SIR SYRUP!"
"GO, MOUNTIE MAN!"

The twins cheer their syrup bottles on, and I quickly join in as I start pounding the table, "GO, GO, GO, GO!"

The twins start chanting as well, and then Mabel eyes Dipper before reaching her hand up to her syrup bottle, "Almost- ALMOST!"

She taps the bottom of the bottle, making the syrup fall faster and onto her tongue. She lets out a cheer of celebration, "YES!"

And then she starts coughing to death-

Dipper just stares at her, unamused by his sister as she coughs and chokes some more, "I- ACK- I WON!"

Dipper rolls his eyes, and picks up a magazine off the counter, reading it like the old man he secretly is.

"HO-OH, no way!" Dipper suddenly exclaims, grabbing mine and Mabel's attention as she finally stops choking, "Guys- Check this out!"

He holds out the magazine so both of us can see, and I rest my head on his shoulder as I peer at the page he's holding out.

"HUMAN-SIZED HAMSTER BALL...?!" Mabel squeaks in excitement, her gaze going toward the most Mabely thing on the page as she lets out a gasp, "I'M HUMAN SIZED!"

"No, no- Mabel," Dipper shakes his head, and points at the other page, "THIS."

He points at an ad for a "Monster Photo Contest" with a prize of $1,000 for whoever the winner is.

"We should have brought Wendy's camera when we fought the gnomes-" I sigh, and Dipper shakes his head, "It's fine! I mean, we've seen plenty of weird stuff... Wait- Did we get photo's of those gnomes?"