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"ɪ'ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴀᴅᴍɪɴᴛᴏɴ ʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪʀᴇꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏꜱᴛʀɪʟꜱ."
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Once upon a time there were two really funky teenage girls who decided to make a genshin impact badminton au fanfic
Tf were they thinking lol silly children
anyways
hello! unlike my other books, this is a crackfic that i'm writing w my irl friend. as you can see, its a genshin badminton au with kavetham as the main ship
along with other ships like xingyun and cynonari, me and my friend decided to put it silly little self inserts bc why tf not and guess what we're shipping ourselves in the story (ignoring the fact that my friend has a irl boyfie)
here's a list of things you need to know
CONNECTITTY WARNINGS
Boobs
Ding a lings maybe
Inappropriate use of badminton rackets
We actually don't know shit about badminton so bear with us
Ed sheeran
Inappropriate use of badminton birdies
Lgbtq content + ships
Silliness (chronic : ε)
Potential monsterfucking
Kissing (probably two guys)
Overuse of the word "Twink"
Silly self-inserts 🤡
Probably some trauma its undecided
Implied devils tango
2020 humour
2021 humour
2022 humour
Use of the word "gyatt" (only once)
Mischaracterization of the genshin characters
Long content warning list
Dog collars
Horny college dudes smh
Major character deaths
Yandere
Homophobia
you get the gist! I hope
this story will be very badly written. please bear with us.
enjoy! (only two people are gonna read this, and that's me and my friend)
YOU ARE READING
locked in | genshin badminton AU crackfic
Fanfiction"ɪ'ʟʟ ꜱʜᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴀᴅᴍɪɴᴛᴏɴ ʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴛ ꜱᴏ ꜰᴀʀ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪʀᴇꜱ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴏꜱᴛʀɪʟꜱ." a genshin badminton AU crackfic mainly kavetham includes cynonari, xingyun, and self-inserts DISCLAIMER: we do not own any of the genshin characters...
