Taehyung | Jennie | Luna
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«the nympho fuckboy»
"Hello?"
"Hey babygirl."
"Who are you?"
"Oh c'mon, are you mad at me for what I said?"
"Uhh, why is my sister talking to a nympho."
"I'm sorry?"
"Are you a nymphomaniac cum fuckboy?"
"What the he-"
"It actually makes sense for you to be a fuckboy if you're a nympho, I mean how else will you have se-"
"Oh fuck! Luna, give me my phone."
"Holy moly! It was nice talking to you nympho, see ya!"
"What on earth is-"
"Leave my room right now, you twat."
"Fine.What a bitch."
"I swear to God Luna-"
"Leaving, geez."
"Uhh-hello?"
"What just happened?"
"Oh hey, fuckboy! Sorry about my sister."
"It's okay...I don't know why she kept calling me a nympho though."
".............."
"Hello?"
"Umm...yeah?"
"Why did you sister think I'm a nympho?"
"Because she's Luna. You know...short for lunatic!"
"Riiighhttt, and I'm a millionaire."
"You are??"
"Whoa there gold digger, slow down."
"Eh. Got my hopes up."
"I don't know about them hopes, but you do get something else of mine up."
"And that's my cue to leave."
"Right, Sorry. B-"
*BEEP BEEP *
"ye, then."
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✔Talk Dirty To Me [Taennie Adaption]
Fiksi PenggemarDisclaimer - This book is not mine all the credits goes to the respective owner of the book. Kim Taehyung calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best la...