Chapter 1

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Some words from the translator. This job is not mine. I translated this work because I think this story is very good and deserves to be known by many people. The work belongs to Catspeaker published in fanfiction .net.
Catspeaker is the writer of the Loud House adult parody game story: The Lewdest House

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This story will not contain lemons.



They wanted to make Strong Suit a trans whore.

Correction, they were going to do it trans, that decision had already been approved by the editors of Timely comics, editors of Ace Savvy, The Crimson Chin, One eyed Jack, The Full Deck and many other (formerly) good series. It was all at the behest of the new writer they put in charge of Full Deck a few months ago. The creation of a youth author who was popular with twitterati because she said all the right things and had all the right opinions. Her books were not very popular, not nearly as popular as her sister Lucy's, but she had a social media presence and the bosses wanted to take advantage of her perceived popularity as the new writer of The Full Deck to make them look good and increase sales. . It had not generated new sales,but in 6 months he had managed to change any dignity that remained in the title.

It was clear that he had never written a comic in his life, much less read one.

But she was just next in a long list of "new talents" that Timely had begun to pick up to appeal to perceived injustices in the modern era. New talents with the most modern skin color, sexuality and gender identity.

As far as Lincoln was concerned, she was just a girl, a comic book fanatic who came without prior knowledge of the characters, the story, or the tradition and decided that she was going to "change things," add "more diversity." 'and 'throw light on inclusion', like everyone else before her. Whatever that meant.

No, he knew what that meant, at least what she meant by that. Apparently it meant reconfiguring Strong Suit to be trans ALL THIS WEDDING TIME even though there is no indication of it or mention of it in the character's nearly two decades of existence.

It was just one more nail in the coffin, one more disappointment, one more unnecessary and embarrassing change for superfan Lincoln Loud. Combined with the decision to make Royal Flush and Queen of Diamonds lovers two years earlier, Clover Race 8 was inexplicably changed to Black and One Eyed Jack declared himself Muslim. Change to change, change because the comics were too white, too heteronormative, too regressive.

And Lincoln? Lincoln Loud, 29, the guy Strong Suit created when he was 11? I was supposed to draw everything.

Damn, the irony was not overlooked.

At times like this, Lincoln wished he could dig up Bill Buck's body and kick it over and over again. For hooking him to the superhero fandom and taking advantage of him. The old man had scammed him when he was 11 years old. Back then, Timely was hosting a contest to choose the best new character to add to the Ace Savvy line.

Lincoln en ese momento, y todavía hoy, era un fanático incondicional de Ace Savvy y había proporcionado no uno, sino diez nuevos personajes para agregar a la familia Ace Savvy, todos ellos basados en sus hermanas. Todo lo que resultó fue un crédito por su creación y una reunión con Bill Buck. Lincoln nunca vio ni un maldito centavo rojo por su creación del Full Deck, y ahora estaban en los cómics, en la mercancía y en las películas, casi tan populares como Ace Savvy y One Eyed Jack.

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