Total Drama Oneshots

Aleheather: You are nothing to me

I barely know the definition of angst and google,of course,isn't showing me the answer, so I've written more of a depressing one shot! I'm so sorry if this isn't what you requested...

It was the start of a new season. A fresh start for Heather.

She wasn't too worried about this season, as she had won the last. But she wanted the money that was rightfully hers. God,she could strangle the little mutant boy.

Often she wondered what happened to Alejandro after he got pushed off the Volcano. Heather often questioned her actions. After all, he had shown her more care and affection than her parents ever had.

Everyone noticed her angry sulking. Jo found it hilarious, and Lindsay teased her about missing her 'Hunny Bunny'.

And to make matters worse, she had this dumb robot following her everywhere. It's almost as if he knew her. Knew the way she talked, how her sandals made this annoying tapping sound as she walked. Knew everything...

It was probably one of the Total Drama fans who idolised her. Heather had a soft spot for people who worshipped her like she had won a war for their country, when she had only been the main villain of the cast on a reality show. Much more effort.

Heather pulled out her phone. Chris had repealed most of the rules after Duncan threatened to get Courtney's lawyers to sue again after he lost Action, No phones being one of them that was erased.

She scrolled down till she found the letter H in her contacts. She clicked onto the one named 'Handsome Jerk'. 

Her hands hesitated over the keyboard, not knowing what to say. Maybe he didn't want to speak to her.

She turned off her phone (Or so she thought) and placed it onto a nearby tree stump so she could file her nails back to perfection.

But then the voice of none other than Chris Mclean, the worst host in the history of television blasted from the megaphones, announcing the first challenge.

She wandered off completely forgetting her phone, until she heard a creaking sound behind her. She jumped into the bushes,peering at the rusty bot approaching the tree stump.

It turned it's head,and picked up her phone,which she now realised was open on her chat with Alejandro, if you could even call it that, as neither of them had even texted once. It gazed at it for a few seconds before grasping it and hurling it at the nearest tree, smashing the screen. Heather almost let slip a gasp.

She sprinted over to the beach, where the next challenge was to be held. She kept glancing around,tensing at the thought of having to see the robot. What did it have against Alejandro? 

It could be one of his victims,Bridgette or Leshawna, as Courtney and Lindsay were already here.

But the robot didn't act like a woman, so it was probably just another new contestant.

This challenge was really annoying Heather. They had to do an Ice Breaker with the new contestants, saying their name, a fun fact about them,their favourite people in this cast, and their least favourite people.

It was so childish. Courtney's statement was like a gunshot disturbing the peace and tranquility of a hidden river. 

She spat 'My name is Courtney freaking Satella, colours are stupid, I don't like anyone here, and I particularly despise Duncan and Gwen.' before throwing a rock into the campfire and storming off towards the cabins. Typical heartbroken teen

This statement earned a sobbing Gwen and an irritated Duncan, as well as laughter from one of the new contestants, Scott, which received several glares.

And people are still trying to say Gwen is the new me.

When it reached my turn, I read aloud from an imaginary script, that I had rehearsed every second I was waiting, not paying attention to anyone else.

'My name is Heather, I can't believe some of you are so obnoxious that you couldn't figure that out on your own. Colours are dumb, like Courtney said,' Gwen visibly shivered at the mention of her name.'I don't like anyone here, but I have a special spot of hatred reserved for Jo and... Alejandro.'

The name fell out of my mouth. I covered it with my hands,hoping no one caught what I said. Unfortunately for me, no one had any hearing problems, and they were all muttering amongst themselves.

This sparked anger inside the robot,who rose up and stomped towards the beauty with black hair. Unexpected move.

It ripped off it's head to reveal... Alejandro? 

I didn't have time to recover from the shock before he started hurling insults at me.

'You disgust me. I gave you my heart,and you pushed me off a Volcano? I used woman after woman to gain your attention,and none of that paid off. Guess I better think twice before falling in love with a woman who is so self-centred that she ruins every season just by being there. And you know what,you shame Gwen for kissing Courtney's boyfriend,when you did the same thing to her, Heather.' (Sorry I couldn't think of any good insults without swearing)

Heather. Not Mi Amour,not My Love, just Heather. He said her name with loath. All love for her was gone, and now she was alone in a cruel empty world of hostility. Maybe she deserved it, and all her karma hadn't been repaid just yet...