After finding a book that belonged to your great Grandmother you got cut and a piece of blood split on it.The book awakened and nearly killed you.But before it could deliver the final blow something awakened from the depths of hell....that would cha...
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Loona:Hey.Me,you,anal,alleyway.You in or you out?
Guy:Uhhh does the pope make a better world forpedophiles?
He and Loona walked into the alleyway.He was about to put his hands on Loona when Blitz shot him with a sniper.
Blitz:Oh fuck I just hit a clip!
*With you*
Y/n:Hey pretty momma.Are you Nagasaki?Because I'm finna nuke your....womb.
Girl:.......What?
Y/n:With my penis.
Girl:........
Y/n:.....And cum.
Girl:...........
Y/n:.......I make 150 Grand per year.
Girl:Oh shit really?
Y/n:Man fuck this generation.
You lured her to another place where Moxxie took care of her.And thus began the montage of luring and killing where you and Loona lured multiple people to their demise.But by the time it was sunset my god you guys weren't even halfway done.
Y/n:Blitz we're not even halfway done why did you make that bet?!
Blitz:Rule 1 when killing people noobie!We all make mistakes in the heat of passion.
Y/n:.......*Sigh*Ain't that the truth...
Blitz:We already have 9 people.I'd like to see that whaley snatch organic that many-
Verosika(mic):Alright Spring Breakers!!
Y/n:Blitz!In the distance!Someone's doing a D-Day replication!!
Guy:FOR ANIME TIDDIIIIIES!!!
Lifeguard:Hey hey no running!
Guy:*Speedwalks*
Lifeguard:I SAID NO RUNNING!!
Guy:I WASN'T RUNNIN!!
Y/n:......Also Verosika's on stage.
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