Y/n:*Giggling!!!*
Carmilla:You seem to be really happy mi amor.Qué pasó?
Y/n:You mean apart you calling me cuddly names in Spanish?
Carmilla:Te gusta eso, no, mi pequeña monada?
Y/n:*Childish giggling*I don't know what that means but I like it!That and I finally get to have a taste of human food after so long!!I finally get to eat food that I don't have to kill before cooking it!
Carmilla:....Yup!Totally didn't have to do that foe tonight's dinner.Ugh...
She looked to the side as her daughters were trying to clean the livingroom quickly before you noticed.
Carmilla:Alright.I hope you like Empanadas.
Y/n:THAT'S MY FAVORITE SPANISH FOOD!!
*Vrrrt vrrrt!*
You picked up your phone.
Y/n:Hello?......Blitz what do you want?......Now?!I'm about to eat dinner with a soon to be wife!......No not Verosika.Well actually maybe but we're not at that point in the story yet....Ugh fine!...
You hung up.
Carmilla:Who was that?
Y/n:My work boss.I gotta uptop.
Monster:*Roooar-
Carmilla quickly covered the lid as a tentacle almost struck her.
Carmilla:Uhhh you know what you can go!Dinner isn't exactly ready yet and I don't have the Tres leches cake ready.
Y/n:Three milk cake?
Carmilla:*Nervous chuckle!*Yup!I still have to make that
Y/n:...........I love you.
Carmilla blushed.
Carmilla:T-Thank you.Now go.I'll have everything ready when you come back.
You opened a portal and jumped through it as a tentacle choked Carmilla and slammed her into the wall.
*SLAM!*
Carmilla:Gah!Fine!Vamos bastardo!
*With you*
You arrived at the hotel.
Y/n:Alright Blitz what's the deal?!I was just about to have a good mexican dinner!
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The Hell That Only A Human Knows(Male Reader x Helluva Hazbin Harem)
FanfictionAfter finding a book that belonged to your great Grandmother you got cut and a piece of blood split on it.The book awakened and nearly killed you.But before it could deliver the final blow something awakened from the depths of hell....that would cha...