Chapter 33:It Takes A Little Investigation

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You were in the Grocery store at the checkout line.

Y/n:*Whistling Murdergram*

After paying for the groceries you flew over hell.

Y/n:Alright.Time to go home,sit in my room,and try to not have my ass be turned into an all you can eat buffet.

MEME:That and you gotta get ready for today's shoot.

Y/n:AHHHH!!What the fuck?!?What are you doing here?!?!

MEME:Uh dude I deserve to be here.Last Chapter was canon remember?Besides I can also destroy your world so.....ya know.

Y/n:Yeah.

MEME:Anyway hurry.According to my drunk notes you're gonna have to go on a weird....summer vacation investigation?

Y/n:Oh god Summer camp?Isn't that for middle schoolers?I should be a Senior in highschool by now.

MEME:Yeah but you'll get to see Barbie again apparently.

Y/n:Oh that's good.

MEME:Yeah........

I began to fall out of the sky.

MEME:OH SHIT!!!CATCH ME YOU FUCK!!!

Y/n:Can't you just fly-

MEME:CATCH ME OR ELSE I'M LOVKING YOU IN A ROOM WITH NIFTY!!!!!

Y/n:*Quickly flies down to catch MEME*What the hell happened?!

MEME:Oh god.....somebody got The Book of Wattpad!

Y/n:The what?

MEME:Were you not here last chapter?!?!Was your brain in Charlie's snatch?!The book that record and gives me my powers!!!Oh fuck this is bad!!!

Y/n:I thought last chapter was an OVA?

MEME:Well now it's not anymore because someone has my book!!!!Oh christ now I have to back and change it!

Y/n:How bad can it be?You only use it to record what happens in our world.

MEME:NO SHIT!!!BUT SOMEONE CAN PERSONALLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD YOU DUMB FUCK!!

Y/n:O-Ok!But how bad can that be?

*Bwip!*

Y/n:..........Are we flying in Heaven right now?

MEME:Oh fuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeee!!!!We need to find that book now!!

Y/n:Where do we go?!

*Next scene*

Y/n:......This is your office?Why is there a shotgun that's loosely hanging off its rack and pointing at the doorway?

MEME:*Rummaging through desk*Aesthetic.

Y/n:Is it loaded?

MEME:Look there's a lot of dangerous things in the MEME-Corp building.Dying from an accidental shotgun to the head is the most merciful.

Y/n:Really?Like what?

MEME:.....Do you want a tour?

Y/n:I mean I guess.Hell is hell hopefully nothing is gonna change that much.

*Back in hell*

Angel:*Yawwwwn!*............

Angel went to take a piss.When she finished she looked in the mirror.

Angel:......Oh!

Oh!

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