You were in the Grocery store at the checkout line.
Y/n:*Whistling Murdergram*
After paying for the groceries you flew over hell.
Y/n:Alright.Time to go home,sit in my room,and try to not have my ass be turned into an all you can eat buffet.
MEME:That and you gotta get ready for today's shoot.
Y/n:AHHHH!!What the fuck?!?What are you doing here?!?!
MEME:Uh dude I deserve to be here.Last Chapter was canon remember?Besides I can also destroy your world so.....ya know.
Y/n:Yeah.
MEME:Anyway hurry.According to my drunk notes you're gonna have to go on a weird....summer vacation investigation?
Y/n:Oh god Summer camp?Isn't that for middle schoolers?I should be a Senior in highschool by now.
MEME:Yeah but you'll get to see Barbie again apparently.
Y/n:Oh that's good.
MEME:Yeah........
I began to fall out of the sky.
MEME:OH SHIT!!!CATCH ME YOU FUCK!!!
Y/n:Can't you just fly-
MEME:CATCH ME OR ELSE I'M LOVKING YOU IN A ROOM WITH NIFTY!!!!!
Y/n:*Quickly flies down to catch MEME*What the hell happened?!
MEME:Oh god.....somebody got The Book of Wattpad!
Y/n:The what?
MEME:Were you not here last chapter?!?!Was your brain in Charlie's snatch?!The book that record and gives me my powers!!!Oh fuck this is bad!!!
Y/n:I thought last chapter was an OVA?
MEME:Well now it's not anymore because someone has my book!!!!Oh christ now I have to back and change it!
Y/n:How bad can it be?You only use it to record what happens in our world.
MEME:NO SHIT!!!BUT SOMEONE CAN PERSONALLY INTERACT WITH THE WORLD YOU DUMB FUCK!!
Y/n:O-Ok!But how bad can that be?
*Bwip!*
Y/n:..........Are we flying in Heaven right now?
MEME:Oh fuuuuuuuuck meeeeeeee!!!!We need to find that book now!!
Y/n:Where do we go?!
*Next scene*
Y/n:......This is your office?Why is there a shotgun that's loosely hanging off its rack and pointing at the doorway?
MEME:*Rummaging through desk*Aesthetic.
Y/n:Is it loaded?
MEME:Look there's a lot of dangerous things in the MEME-Corp building.Dying from an accidental shotgun to the head is the most merciful.
Y/n:Really?Like what?
MEME:.....Do you want a tour?
Y/n:I mean I guess.Hell is hell hopefully nothing is gonna change that much.
*Back in hell*
Angel:*Yawwwwn!*............
Angel went to take a piss.When she finished she looked in the mirror.
Angel:......Oh!
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The Hell That Only A Human Knows(Male Reader x Helluva Hazbin Harem)
FanfictionAfter finding a book that belonged to your great Grandmother you got cut and a piece of blood split on it.The book awakened and nearly killed you.But before it could deliver the final blow something awakened from the depths of hell....that would cha...