Once there was a pig named Dr Evil Porkchops Dude. He lived in a shoe. That was because he was as small as a mouse. He then heard the loud sound of the dog coming to put his shoes on. He freaked out and ran around inside his shoe house. The dog decided NOT to put his shoes on becuz he's to lazy, instead he did a toxic fart. Dr evil blocked up the door of his boot house. Out the window he could see green gas. So he farted and the house blew over and everyone within a ten thousand metre radius died.
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