Once upon a time there was a princess. She was very, very pretty, it was like someone had doused her in pretty juice. But one day she had a sore ear so she went to the forest to find something to fix it. While she was in the forest she thought to herself 'forest are always the answer', but then a witch jumped out of the trees and said "MUHAHAHAHA! THE PRINCESS HAS WANDERED INTO MY FOREST!" "Oh no" *looks at script* "the witch has got me, help" the princess screamed.
"If you want to leave this forest alive you must give me one of your body parts for my princess soup" so the witch chopped off the princesses sore ear with her magic. Ha, stupid witch. "HEY I HEARD THAT" Screamed the witch. Then suddenly, a magical unicorn prince appeared. He poked the evil witch lady with his sparkly horn and she said "OW MY EYE" A very mysterious portal appeared, HARRY POTTER. "Quick Hermione, wait your not... ?" Everyone is silent, "Whaaaaaaat?" Says the Unicorn prince, his horn still in the witches eye.
Den da world turned into mincraf and da witch died. The unicorn prince pulled his horn out of her eye but the eye came with it. So for the rest of his life he walked around with a very pixelated eye stuck to his horn.
DEE END
P.S I don't even know what was going through our minds when we wrote this, please forgive us XD
P.P.S We were laughing so hard wile writing this we couldn't breathe so if we aren't online for a few days its because we died of laughs from this story.
~Cookie and Neko
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