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With Casey again - The adventures of dinosaurs and cows

Once their was a dinosaur named poopy. but his real name was Daniel (poopy is his nickname). Cuz he looks like a piece of poop. He was the least awesome dude in the land. he had a bad habit of stalking other dinosaurs. But he mainly stalks a dinosaur called Julia. He used to stalk a pretty dinosaur called meg but then she got annoyed with his constant stalking and broke his car. He was sooooo upset about his car that he threw poop at megs face. And all her hair fell out. She then called him a dick and thats how daniel started stalking Julia. Julia loved it when Daniel stalked her, she has a huge crush on him becuz he smells like poop and Julia likes poop. They started going out, this annoyed meg because she was secretly jealous. Meg was jealous because Daniel gave more poop to Julia than he gave meg. Meg asked him if she could have as much poop as julia. but Daniel said no because if he did give meg more poop then Julia might think he likes meg more than her. And Daniel liked Julia so much he wanted to kiss her everyday. Suddenly a cow riding a skateboard goes past in the background and yelled "SKATEBOARDZ" the cows name is Charlotte. Then another cow came past, his name is Harry. He was getting chased by 2 more cows called Casey and Lucy they were yelling out "NO 1 LIKES U HARRY!" That was because no-one liked Harry. Harry came over and kidnapped Julia and meg. Daniel went and found harrys secret lair. He found that Harry had permanently turned meg and julia into humans. Julia was a girl with black hair and meg had brown hair. Harry was a brown haired boy. Harry had tied them up and was going to kill one of them. Daniel had to choose one girl to save. Daniel was to lazy to save 1 of them so he walked outside and started watching adventure time.Harry was about to kill meg and Julia when suddenly Casey and Lucy ran through the door. They hit harry over the head with a harry potter book. Then charlotte came in. Charlotte was a human too. She was a girl with brown hair and blue eyes. Casey and Lucy looked down and saw they were humans too. Casey and lucy both had blonde hair and blue eyes. Charlotte, casey and lucy tied harry up and untied meg and julia. They all ran out and told daniel off for watching adventure time. They all went back inside and yelled "NO 1 LIKES U HARRY". Harry then realised that it was true... No one liked him. Then Casey shot him in the head with a gun.
they all lived happily ever after and no one went out with each other. Everyone was happy being humans and doing humany stuff.

THE END