"Who's there?" Ryan asked as he stepped out of the brush.
There was no answer.
"I know you're out here. I can hear your heart beating," Ryan said as he kept walking towards the noises coming from a bush in front of him.
Suddenly Ryan feels a sharp pain in his chest and falls to the ground clutching his left breast. He felt something blunt bash into his chest from the bush, knocking him backward.
"Oh shit! No!" Ryan screams as he quickly rolls onto his hands and feet. He then looked over his shoulder to see what attacked him. That's when he saw a little green child-like creature staring at him with its spear pointed at Ryan's head.
"Shit! Of fucking course! J-Just go easy on me and we'll get along fine," Ryan says trying to keep his cool as the goblin smirks showing off his yellow rotting teeth.
"Raw! Raw, wwwaaarrrr!" The Goblin grunts out.
Ryan had no clue what the creature said but it didn't take him long to know what this thing was after. The look in its eyes was of lust.
"Oh, Fuuuck OFF!" Ryan curses as it takes a step closer to him.
"Hey, hey! Hey! Stop! I'm a dude!" Ryan yells as he tries to push the goblin away but this makes it more excited.
"Raw!" The goblin yells out again as it grabs hold of Ryan and tries to rip off his pants.
That's when Ryan went on the offensive and grabbed ahold of its wrist knocking the crude spear out of its hand before getting grabbing the goblin's head.
"Don't you dare touch me you fucking pervert!" Ryan yelled as he picked up the goblin and smashed it into the ground with such force that it caved in its skull. Spraying purple blood and brown brains all over the grassy forest floor. Killing it on the spot. It didn't take long for Ryan to feel the cool sensation of the mana entering his body. It wasn't as powerful as the Kobold's mana, but it was pleasant.
"Hmph! That's what you get, you piece of crap!" Ryan said with disgust.
He stood up to leave but heard more of the familiar heartbeats all around him. 'Huh? D-Don't tell me-' He turned around to see more goblins standing around him. Some were in the trees while others were coming out of holes in the ground. They all had lust in their eyes and started coming for him.
"Fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!" Ryan cursed as he ran away from the goblins chasing after him.
As Ryan tried to flee more and more goblins started coming out of the woodwork. What was a small number at first became a horde of 20 in a blink of an eye.
Ryan realizes that he can't run forever once he noticed he was surrounded. There was no other choice but to fight the goblins so he could make his escape.
"Okay, Okay! So these things are just like the fantasy novels back at home. But I fucking hate killing things! Maybe just one or two should be more than enough to make a hole. HEYA!" Ryan said as he picked up a goblin that tried to jump him and hurled it at a big stone rock about five feet away.
While Ryan was fighting his way out of this first wave of goblins, he spotted a bunch of new goblins holding crude swords and spears.
They form up and charge Ryan in waves as he dodges the attacks while countering them swiftly taking down some of the goblins with ease as he was stronger than he knew.
Finally one of the goblins catches Ryan off guard before he can make a break for it.
*Swing!*
*Thud!*
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I Got Isekai'd, Well Shyt! Vol. 1, 2, and 3
FantasyA 27-year-old American named Ryan was doing his usual morning run through a forest in the United States Midwest when he was attacked by a magical orb that transported him to another world. While in this other World, he finds himself captured by a tr...
