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Ryan watched as the goblins went in the direction of the shouting.

"Yeah, the adventure party is here," Ryan said to herself as she got up from the ground and snook up to the entranceway of the small room she was resting in.

Ryan took a peek out the tattered door and saw a group of goblins gathered outside. They were engaging in a battle with seven other figures that looked like humans. They were a good distance away and she was having trouble making out who was in the party, even with Ryan's ability to see in the dark.

"Um, well I might be able to sneak out thanks to my new decoys. Who are playing with the goblins," Ryan whispered to herself. She decided to tiptoe out behind the goblins that were glaring at the invaders. She made sure not to make a noise as she moved behind a rock on the opposite side of the room. Luckily they didn't notice her.

The battle had become far more fierce by the second as the goblins spawned the heavily armored warriors. The green-skinned freaks outnumbered the adventure party three to one. The goblins seemed to be holding their own, they even managed to land a few hits on a couple of the knights, here and there.

"So, they're only humans? I thought they would have a dwarf or something," Ryan joked to herself as she finally could see the group more clearly now as she hid behind one of the rocks near the far side wall of the cavern.

She saw a party of seven adventurers who seemed to finally be making a dent into the goblin horde that was swarming them. After a while, some of them started to relax. But then the hobgoblins came into the picture and entered the battle with the remaining goblins.

"Percy! Guard my flank!" yelled out a young man with golden eyes and dark red hair. He was wearing badass-looking armor that was mostly black, or more of a charcoal color but it had gold trim with all these intricate details.

'Damn! Mr. Golden Eyes, looks like he's royalty or something?' Ryan thought to herself.

"Yes, Your Highness." Said the other young man named Percy. He was firing off arrows to give support for his party. He looked like your everyday fantasy ranger. With his red cape, leather armor, and short sword. He was playing crowd control with his bow and arrows. He had hazel brown eyes and short brown hair. And upon second viewing Ryan noticed that he looked a little younger than Mister Golden Eyes.

'He must have a huge ego if he has a retainer named Percy!' Ryan thought to herself.

*Swish!*

*Clang!*

*Scrape!*

"Guh!" Grunted an older man wearing light armor. He resembled more of a knight, with the usual chainmail, the tunic with his country's banner colors on it and he was using a shield and a long sword. But four goblins came at him and one got him in the arm.

'Ew! He just got a piece taken out from him!' Ryan thought while she continued with her internal commentary. She witnessed the knight getting hacked by a goblin axe.

"RAH! Sir George! Get back and mend your wounds! HAH! I'll take on the front!" Mr. Golden Eyes ordered as he fought back three goblins and a Hobgoblin.

"I've had worse, my Lord!" Said Sir George as his face was filled with pain while the blood continued to flow out of the wound from his shield arm.

*Sling!*

*Splat!*

"George! You're better to me alive than dead! Mend yourself now! That's an order! Hah!" Mr. Golden Eyes yelled out again as he killed the Hobgoblin in front of him.

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