I Got Isekai'd, Well Shyt! Vol. 1, 2, and 3

Can't Scratch that Itch! 🦴

'Shit. I'm a virgin. Again! Great!!' Rya thought to herself in frustration.

"So, is there a problem with me being a virgin?" Rya asks, feeling embarrassed.

"A problem?... No, my Lady. It's just the rumors about Dark Elves are... well?..." Percy was having trouble finishing his sentence and had a slightly embarrassed look written on his face when he realized what he was about to say to a woman.

"Promiscuous as a Succubi... At least your kind can't suck the life from us! So, you keep yourself at a distance!" Sir George said sternly as he glared at Rya.

'What the hell is Sir George's problem? Like I would ever touch his nasty ass cock!... Wait, I'm not touching ANYONE'S COCK! AH!' Rya thought to herself as her body was still fidgeting from the afterglow of mana lust.

Quinus glared madly at George for his rudeness.

"B-But, my Lord!?" Sir George tried to argue his point that Dark Elves can't be trusted but the Prince wasn't having any of it. The old knight continued, "The Dark Elves have magic that can seduce us with ease!... We can't afford to keep her around us!... All she will do is bring us trouble!"

Rya had enough of his crap.

"Seduce YOU!? A disgusting old man like you!?... HA! You couldn't pay me! NO! I wouldn't touch you if you were the last male on Tertius!!!" Rya snapped back at the disrespectful 46-year-old man.

Sir George looked taken aback by Rya's outburst and had to take a step back. "P-Please do excuse my rudeness, Lady Rya!" Sir George said with a quick bow and hurried back down the tunnel from where they first entered the cavern.

"So you're saying that I'm a Succubus!" Rya angrily spat at George while he was walking away. He was making sure to avoid eye contact with the Dark Elf as he made a B-line for the exit. The old knight didn't respond and continued walking. But that only made Rya angrier. She never felt so judged in her entire life, and it triggered something deep inside her that she never felt before as a man.

"You say I'm promiscuous? But I've never had sex with anyone! T-That's why I'm a virgin!... You JERK!" Rya yelled in defense of herself even though it was a half-truth.

'I know I'm lying about being a virgin! But I'm not going to be looked down on just because I'm a woman!... Goddess! Why do I feel so agitated!? Usually, I don't get this pissed this easily?'

Sir George acted like he didn't hear her and was out of sight when he went around the corner. Quinus and Percy had never seen Sir George get cowed like that, especially in front of the prince.

"..." Everyone was silent for a moment. Quinus cleared his throat first.

"I-I'm sorry for my comrade's poor behavior, I'll try to reel him in, Lady Rya. I hope you understand," Quinus said apologetically.

"Wow! She has some serious spunk!" Percy muttered under his breath.

"He needs to be taught a lesson, he needs a..." *Grown!* Rya halted her tirade when her stomach interrupted her as she blushed from embarrassment.

Quinus and Percy were surprised by how loud her stomach was. They glanced at each other.

"Percy, go help Sir George collect the rest of our gear and bring it here so we can make a quick camp, okay?" Quinus said, looking at Percy.

"Yes, my Lord," Percy said and rushed off to do as he was ordered.

'Oh great! Now they think I'm a weirdo who can't control my emotions! But I like to see how well they can control theirs if they were stuck in the body of a woman for a day. A-And that old man needs to stop judging women!' Rya thought to herself as she fidgeted while standing there, struggling to keep a rational mind as her hunger and hormones were pushing her to her limits.