[We open with an outside shot of the before cutting in with the pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the photo, walking next to his owner.]
Charlie: "Okay. So, the extermination will come in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little hiccup. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our schedule in half. But, what?" who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right? [Starts to panic.] And the next time they cut the time in half over and over again, we'll handle it, right?
[He grabs Charlie, calming her.]
Vaggie: "Yes. We will."
Angel Dust: "Oh please, you had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now... (phone vibrates with violent threatening messages like 'fucking bitch') There's no silver lining this time." .
Angel Dust: "There's nothing to be positive about, doll face."
Charlie: "Sure, there is! We just... have to look for it some more!"
Angel Dust: "Well, while you're watching, the rest of them are going crazy. [Angel waves the phone in their faces.] People are already going crazy over the news. Look what's happening in the Doomsday District ".
[Scrolls down to an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie comes over to read it.]
Charlie: "Err, what's a...? Donkey show?"
[Angel panics and takes the phone away.]
Angel Dust: "Aah, hehe, nothing. My boss is scared by the news too. Like I said, everyone is losing their shit."
Vaggie: "Yes, that's true. The sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try something to escape extermination?"
Charlie: "(Gasps) This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!"
Angel Dust: "Nice idea and all, but are you really going to get involved in all this? [Shakes phone with the place still on fire and the demons panicking.]"
Charlie: "Well, it's not like people are going to show up at our door..."
[Suddenly, a massive explosion caused Charlie to scream in a fight from behind, drawing his attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cut outside to see Zeppelin armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and scattering him around.]
Mr. Pentious: "Show yourself Alasssstor. Come and get ready -"
[Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices that Alastor is absent from the newly made hole. He then looks over to see him drinking coffee on the second floor balcony with (Y/N) but she was drinking tea.]
Mr. Pentious: "Oh, there you are, face my wrath! Wait who are you?"
(Y/N): "I'm your mother bitch"
Alastor: "(Y/N) language and who are you?"
Mr. Pentious: "Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentioussss!"
[Alastor dissolves into the mist as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Angel, Vaggie and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.]
Sir Pentious: "Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!"
Egg Bois: "Oh, tell 'em, boss."
[Niffty appears on Alastor's right shoulder, clearly star struck.]
Niffty: "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~"
[Alastor picks up Niffty and drops her to the ground.]
Alastor: "Ha, well, if that's all true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.".
Mr. Pentious: "I literally attacked you last week."
[Alastor ties his head, taking his attention away from (Name).]
Sir Pentious: "We've done battle, like... 20 times."
Alastor: "Well, you must have been very bad at this."
Mr. Pentious: "Silence! Now shrink! By the time I have slain you, the all-powerful Vees will finally recognize me as their equal."
[Niffty reappears on Alastor's shoulder.]
Niffty: "Oh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
Alastor: "Oh, no one is important."
(Y/N): "just a bunch of dicks..." *mumbles* "minus my home girl Velvette"
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