Dangan Einstines (Little Einstiens but its Danganronpa)

Reminisisicnng about the old (how do u spell)

Kaede's eyes fluttered open slowly, having been asleep just moments before. Her head felt heavy as she tried to keep her eyes open. Where was she...? Her room? Huh. She guessed that was normal, but she couldn't remember anything that happened before that. Right, she had hung out with Shuichi yesterday, but ended up over exhausting herself and passed out in her clothes. But there was something that felt off... Her train of thought was interrupted when Kokichi burst through the door, making Kaede groan groggily in response. 

"Kokichi... it's too early for this..."

"KAEDE. IT'S BEEN A WHOLE ASS YEAR"

"HUH??" Kaede was so confused. Year since what?? Oh. Oh no. Kaede instantly shot up in her bed. She knew what that meant.

"Oh no"

"huehuehuehuehue" he laughed like the stupid little gremlin that he is

"NOT THIS AGAIN..."

"YES THIS AGAIN."

"I don't even remember shit about Little Einstienssss... wasn't the only reason this existed because of that Ouma The Explorer thing?? Why was LITTLE EINSTIENS picked??"

"WELL YOU SEE MY FELLOW THESPIAN!!! I have no idea. I really don't remember."

"Really?"

"That's a lie! I think it was because of the comment section and the fact that this show was such a meme, Neeheehee!"

"Right..." Kaede rolled her eyes, sighing and collapsing back into her bed.

Kokichi YANKED the covers off her with a pout.

"Come onnnnnn, let's go get the otherssss!!!" He whined like a whiny little piss baby

Kaede took a deep breath in and a deep breath out.

"Fine. But I honestly think we should do something completely different this time around."

"Like what?" Kaede cocked his head to the side (haha cock)

"What if we did this but it was Miraculous Ladybug??"

"You just want to do that so you'll actually be interested in it."

"Yeah, so?"

"How about My Little Pony???"

"Eh... who would be who??"

"Fuck if I know, but I'd be uhhh... Pinkie Pie. I think. Shuichi could be Twilight..."

"What if I wanted to be Twilight?"

"Then you can be Twilight!!! What if I was Rainbow Dash..."

"You're not cool enough to be Rainbow Dash, Ouma..."

"WOWWW!!! We've got a real comedian over here!!! The ultimate comedian should I say!!!"

"You act nothing like Rainbow Dash..."

"YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU SHOULD BE APPLE JACK WITH YOUR HURTFUL HONESTY!! HUPH!!"

"You would so be Plagg..."

"WE AREN'T DOING MIRACULOUS."

"WHY NOT"

"BECAUSE!!!"

"But Miraculous...."

"But that's not gonna get any viewsss"

"I think neither of them will but okay. The only reason this is being updated is because it's still being saved for some reason. I don't know why this was so iconic to some people."

"WELL there's a bunch of traumatized children on the internet that needed crack to fuel their already diluted braincells!"

"... Ouma."

"WOAH HOH HOH!! Last names, Akamatsu??"

"I just called you by your last na-"

"SHSHSHHH. Anyways why IS this getting so many bookmarks still? I think it's just because it's Danganronpa... ALLL of the Danganronpa ones are getting saved still."

"Even the Heathers ones... they're all written so horribly though...."

"Eh! People love crack!"

"This and the text fic are the only crack fics..."

"TRUE!! But they count as crack because they're so bad! Also Wattpad is an inescapable hell."

"True... wait even the PHINEAS AND FERB ONES."

"OH my god what if we-"

"NO."

Bro idk anymore happy who knows how many years this exists.