San POV
"Saaaannie... Look back there." Wooyoung shouted even though he was standing right next to me.
"I'm glad your eardrums can't burst in the afterlife... what is it now?" I asked him and he grinned cheekily.
"There's a McDonald's, let's go under the milkshake machine." he suggested and of course I couldn't refuse.
"For you, life after death is one big feeding frenzy, isn't it?" I asked with a grin.
"Well, three things were important to me in life... Food, sex and performing in front of our fans. Do you see any women here? Or fans? So... The only thing left to do is eat." he said, shrugging his shoulders.
"But... I sometimes think... this girl.... Y/N... She's probably here too, she was with us just seconds before the accident." I thought about it.
"Yeah, but how many guys will be here and how many women? I guess if we're lucky 2-3 and they're all fighting over her, it'll be hard... oh man, sometimes I just wish I was gay." he looked dissatisfied, which made me giggle.
"But then why don't you find a nice guy here, what's stopping you?" I asked, amused.
"That I'm straight?" he asked back.
"No, you're not." I said curtly and he frowned.
"Oh yeah? Then what am I?" he asked, annoyed.
"You're dead." I informed him.
"So, what does that have to do with it?" he became more and more confused.
"Well, I have a theory about life after death... Just take food... you ate a bucket of shrimp earlier, and you hated seafood. I never wanted to eat vegetables, I already ate three peppers raw today. You no longer have any personal preferences... Everything here is delicious and enjoyable... I think if we kissed, it would be very stimulating, like everything else here." I explained.
"Hm...that kiss last year when we were drunk..." he grimaced at the memory. We both threw up, whether because of the alcohol or because of the touch of our tongues was up to us... we thought, as touchy as we always were and with the normal kissing... we should try and see if there was more... but it hadn't been very edifying...
"We didn't like it, it wasn't something we wanted to repeat. But seriously... your lips look pretty damn tempting already." I looked at him challengingly.
"So you think there's no sexual orientation anymore? Not at all, you just like everything? And I'm supposed to play your little experimental bitch now? Okay... But don't fall in love... I'm not the relationship type." he said with a laugh and I rolled my eyes.
"Don't tell me, you'd even marry the milkshake machine, you little slut." With that I grabbed him by the shoulders and before he could protest, I had pressed my lips to his. I didn't even have to do much as his lips were already open and welcoming my tongue. We deepened the kiss more and more and before long he was sitting on my lap and making out with me...
"Woah... you're right... if you weren't my best friend, I would have let you lay me... " he stared at me with wide eyes.
"So I'm right." I grinned with satisfaction.
"But cool... then it doesn't matter if there are more men here, I can just find a boyfriend..." he jumped up, delighted.
"Weren't you just not the relationship type?" I asked him, raising my eyebrows.
"Yeah, nah... so that only applies to you." he laughed, pulling me behind him, further towards the McDonalds branch.
"Disapointed... but not surprised..." sighing, I shook my head as I saw movement out of the corner of my eye... someone was running behind me.
"Oh, look Woo... there's someone." I pointed out and he turned around, squinting his eyes before laughing.
"He's just naked and letting loose."
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Dreams of Arcadia
FanfictionY/N could never have imagined dying at an award show where she actually only wanted to accompany her sister Yoohyeon to confess her love to her crush. Suddenly she finds herself in a lonely world, at least with her two best friends Bora and Minji. B...