I Am The Evil Fiance Of The Male Lead...... Not!

Daydream

By all means a wedding should be the celebration of two people giving into themselves the responsibility of union by the convention of a ritual to demonstrate their love and such.

However, due to my current circumstances this is more like a test of patience to see if the thunder will strike down the same place twice, i know i'm not a, how was it called, cannon fucker, yes, so i know that attack wouldn't have got me killed earlier, but now i've disrupted the plot by changing the way Jacosta survived and the consequences are out for my throat most likely.

Hmm, Jacosta, it's a unique name, i like it but i won't be using it for forever, what, i don't plan to just sit down in this castle and run a whole royal territory or whatever it's called, i can't be bothered to remember. My magnetic powers are bound to be unmatched by the power standards set in this world, and i know that because magic was not well established and can do pretty much anything so yeah, i will be abusing that when i need to.

This is getting boring, will this priest ever get to the point, i'm starting to forget my vows here, how did it go again? Hmmm...

Skip, skip, skip, skip a little more of dialogue, oh hey this is the important part of this whole event.

"Yes, i do" i said after picking up the ring but my "husband" takes it from me and puts it himself, how considerate of him.

Well, if anything i will keep this thing as a memory of this day, it may have been stressing and confusing but i still had fun.

Worse part was not losing my entire life, family and good memories, BUT THE FACT I STILL NEED TO RUSH TO THE BATHROOM!

I can see the guards not so subtlety glaring down at the guests with tight grips in their spears, have people invented crossbows yet?

And now everyone stood up and clapped, this will certainly make this story more believable when i explain my origins in the future.

If only i remembered how the plot would turn out, i would be able to act accordingly to when the situation turns out to be bad for me, but i know a magnetic shockwave would be enough to get rid of any troublesome person. In fact, if i remember how radiation works i will be blasting cancer beams into any fool who rise up against me.

One can dream of having such awesome powers when given the rights tools and knowledge, right?

Oh yeah, we are not staying here.

According to what i remember, we are supposed to move to some palaced called Pale Moon where we'll be living as husband and wife and take care of our territory or something, but why is it called that? Is it blessed by Khonshu?

My ever so loving husband gets in and since there's no one aside from me, Clara and his cohorts he does not help me get up in the ride, maybe this fool have forgotten his manners in his palace alongside with his vocabulary, if i cared enough i would say this trip is rather ankward.

Nice scenery.

My bladder is gonna explode, but the warm sunlight is such a delight in the skin, it would be even more if this dress didn't make me sweat, i can feel it running down my boobs.

Huh.

I've never felt this kind of sensation before since i didn't used to have such big breasts before, if i did i would have so much more followers in my streams, even tho i was a vtuber but that's not important, what's important is that i need a cool breeze. At least i have this white fan, such good design too, the fluff at the end and the ribbon at the handle are kinda cute not gonna lie.

"There's no shame in looking at them, you are my husband now you know." He really thought i wouldn't notice, but i'm not aloof enough to not know i am attractive to people unlike certain fair maidens.

"No response? You don't strike me as the shy and timid kind of man." Perhaps he's doesn't like me, but why would he not? Eh, i don't know or care, but i'm sure it's not because of the mc 'cause he haven't met her yet i think.

"I have no words for you, this marriage is only for convenience sake, don't direct your words at me unless you're given the prompt."

Hmm, is that so? What a funny guy, i don't exactly dislike him but my opinion doesn't put him below teasing tier.

He's still looking at me with that glare of his, i feel like i should be intimidated but if i remember well he's cold and distant, so...

You👇

Me👆

👉👌

He did stop looking.

Maybe being married isn't the nightmare the memes made them out to be after all.

The chief guard said that no one else was found within the area that could be a possible killer in contract or assassin, Tyler and his dad already have been informed about the incident and measurements to not happen again are being made, i hope that means more resistant glass because the looks Clara have given when she saw the glass shards in the floor...

Seeing the fields of this place, it reminds me of the long car rides my family used to have deep down in the jungle to meet my grandparents, it was always fun because i could feel the population being purged from my lungs with the fresh oxygen around.

There's just some very few trees here however and no population that i am aware of so it's not quite the same, there's no internet and the silence could be stabbed with a kitchen knife so there is some resemblance to the good ol days.

I wish i had a copy of the Illiad or the Aeneid to read here, maybe some Don Quixote, hell i'd re-read even the Phantom of the Opera for the morbillionth time just to get myself entertained.

Goddamn it, how long will this ride be?

Oh hey, there's a guy with a bow and arrow there in top of that tree.

He's pointing towards this direction.

Hmmmm...

Electromagnetic Disruptor!

The tree exploded but i'm not sure if he have been hit or not, actually my vision is much better than what it used to be now that i took close attention, i'm certain because this body have not been rot away by modern times conveniences.

But anyway, the carriage stopped and i have to think of something in case they start asking questions...