The Roast of Osanai

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You stood quietly amidst Mikey and his friends as they discussed the  fight with Moebius. Their voices filled the warehouse. You listened intently, trying to make sense of the gravity of the situation.

Suddenly, Mikey's voice cut through the din, his gaze turning towards you with a piercing intensity. "Anuva-chin, you were the one who saved Pah-chin's friends, right?" he asked, his tone serious.

Your heart skipped a beat as all eyes turned to you, your mind racing to process his question. "They were his friends?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper, the shock evident on your face.

Mikey's expression remained impassive, his eyes narrowing slightly as he regarded you. "A literal clueless person I have ever seen," he deadpanned, his words hitting you like a slap in the face.

You felt a surge of anger rising within you, your pride wounded by his dismissive tone. "Hey, I'm not clueless!" you retorted, your voice tinged with indignation.

But before Mikey could respond, someone came running towards you, gasping for air as if they had just sprinted a marathon. You turned to see Takemitchi, his face flushed with exertion as he stumbled to a stop in front of you.































"Mikey-kun, you have to stop the fight with Moebius," Takemitchi blurted out between breaths, his words urgent and frantic.

The warehouse fell silent as everyone turned to look at Takemitchi, the gravity of his words sinking in like a heavyweight. You exchanged a worried glance with Mikey, the seriousness of the situation hanging thick in the air.

As Mikey let out a confused "huh?" in response to Takemichi's attempt to speak, Pah-chin wasted no time in silencing him. With a firm grip on Takemichi's hair, Pah-chin forcefully threw him to the ground, his warning clear and ominous.

"Leave. Say one more word, and you are dead," Pah-chin growled, his voice filled with menace.

But Takemichi refused to back down, his determination shining through despite the danger. "You can't fight with Moebius," he insisted, his voice trembling but defiant.

As you watched the tense exchange, a pang of guilt washed over you. 'Gomen, Hina-chan, I can't save him' you thought, feeling powerless to intervene as Takemichi faced the wrath of Pah-chin.

Mikey's response, however, only added to your frustration. "I get what you're saying...we are gonna fight Moebius," he declared, his words falling flat in the face of Takemichi's urgent warning.

Shaking your head in disbelief, you couldn't help but think, No, you didn't get what he's saying, baka," your frustration with Mikey's dismissal growing by the second.

As Takemichi continued to speak, his words becoming more nonsensical with each passing moment, you furrowed your eyebrows in confusion. "I don't want Toman to end this way?...Just what are you saying, Takemichi?" you thought, unable to make sense of his ramblings.

Before Pah-chin could land another punch, Draken stepped in, his voice calm but authoritative. "Maybe it's not such a bad idea to see what Moebius is up to," he suggested, his words cutting through the tension in the room.

Mikey's response was swift and sharp. "Huh! Kenchin...are you defying Toman?" he demanded, his tone laced with disbelief.

But Draken remained unfazed, shaking his head in dismissal. "It's not like that at all," he explained, trying to diffuse the brewing conflict.

"Yeah, it is," Mikey insisted, his frustration evident as he squared off against Draken.

As the tension in the warehouse reached its peak, a new voice cut through the chaos, drawing everyone's attention. "Moebius this, Moebius that...can you stop saying our name so casually?" the newcomer demanded, their presence adding another layer of uncertainty to the already fraught situation.

"So that's Osanai, bastard," you muttered, your gaze fixed on Mikey, who stood up with a resigned sigh.

Pah-chin's anger was palpable as he stepped forward, fists clenched. "You bastard—" he began, but before he could finish, Osanai interrupted with a smirk.

"That's Mister Bastard to you," Osanai retorted smugly, his arrogance evident.

Without hesitation, Pah-chin lunged towards Osanai, aiming a powerful punch. But Osanai effortlessly dodged the attack, countering with a blow that sent Pah-chin crashing to the ground with a resounding thud.

"Pah-chin!" pehyan cried out, the concern evident in his voice as he watched your friend fall.

























Osanai's mocking words only fueled the fire of anger within the group. "Tokyo Manji Gang?... You should change your name to Mid-School Infant Alliance," he taunted, his voice dripping with disdain.

Your eyes narrowed, your tone cutting like a knife as you delivered your scathing comeback. "Is that your attempt at trash-talking? Because honestly, it sounds like your brain's stuck in preschool while your mouth's throwing a temper tantrum," you shot back, your words dripping with disdain.

Osanai's face flushed with anger, his jaw clenched tightly as he struggled to maintain his composure.

"Mid-School Infant Alliance, huh? Well, I guess that makes you the king of the playground," you continued, your words laced with scorn. "Tell me, do you even know what it feels like to be a real man, or are you too busy playing dress-up in your mom's clothes?"

Even some of Osanai's own gang members struggled to stifle their laughter, their loyalty wavering in the face of such devastating wit.

As everyone tried to stifle their laughter, a proud grin spread across Mikey's face as he approached Osanai. "You brought a lot of people just to ambush some mid-schoolers? You're just as shitty as I imagined you'd be, Osanai," he remarked, his voice dripping with disdain.

Ignoring Mikey's insult, Osanai turned his attention to Takemichi with a menacing glare. "The fuck do you think you're staring at, punk?" he growled, his fist poised to strike.

Before Osanai could land a blow, you swiftly moved to shield Takemichi, your stance ready for a fight. But just as Osanai's punch was about to connect, Pah-chin intervened with a swift motion, blocking the attack.

"You're gonna fight with me, asshole," Pah-chin declared, his voice filled with determination as he squared off against Osanai

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