Chapter Comedy: Alastor and the Angel

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(I decided to write a chapter like in the Russian show NASHA RASHA)

and this is the Hazbin hotel, where the demons are so good that they eat flowers and poop with a rainbow. It is here that the famous porn star Angel Dast, who has a homosexual orientation, works.


The camera moves us to Alastor's office, who is drinking tea and looking at the newspaper, but then there is a knock on his door.


Alastor: Come in!


The door opens and Angel Dast enters.


ANGEL: Hello Alastor.


Alastor: Oh hi, come in and sit down, we have a conversation.


Angel sits down on a chair and looks at the bottom with a strange expression on his face.


ANGEL: What's the deal?


Alastor: What I want to understand is, (gets up from his chair) why is Charlie complaining to me and my grandson hmm? My grandson comes and says that you are groping his ass, and to the husky you actually slept naked in his bed. What happened?


Angel: It's happened!


Alastor: Come on, tell me how it is, it's not the first day we've been working.


ANGEL: It's... Alastor... I'm gay.


Alastor: well, what's gay, well, let's get together, you'll explain to everyone, but what exactly is gay?


Angel: well, a homosexual in your opinion!


Alastor: (slams his hand on the table) What are you saying?!


Angel: That's what I'm saying!


Alastor: You, you're such a good fellow! You help with everything you have!


Angel: Please understand Alastor. This power is sitting in me! And I myself want to fuck you to the fullest!


Alastor: SHUT UP! BE SILENT! ENOUGH OF THIS! (he sat down on a chair) give me a cigarette.


ANGEL: (pulls out cigarettes) Are you going to be thin with mintol?

Alastor: (pushes off) What are you!

Angel: Please understand Alastor. Here I dream that it's like you're in red panties and standing with your back to me (waving your hand) beckoning me! Beckoning!


Alastor: SHUT UP!BE SILENT!BE SILENT! STOP TELLING ME ABOUT IT!


ANGEL: (gets up from his chair) I mean it, seriously (coming up to Alastor) I'm Alastor. I love you Alastor!


Alastor: (walks around the table).


Angel: you understand, I'm serious, I... I... I'm glued to you Alastor, I pull out the caskets and think about your curves.


Alastor: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! GET OUT OF HERE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU! (angel goes to the door) A DISGRACE HERE!


ANGEL: (returns to Alastor) I... I can get married if I have to.


Alastor: WHAT KIND OF MARRIAGE!? I HAVE A WIFE! MY DAUGHTER! GRANDSON! (shows his finger) YOU SEE THE RING!?


Angel: FIGHT! FIGHT! (he leaves the office)

Alastor sat down on the table and took a deep breath, but then his grandson came into his office.

Y/N: What happened here?


Alastor: nothing, grandson, say what you wanted...

(end of the comedy chapter)

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