Bloom(+ Divided, Dyso) Oneshots ( discontinued. )

Cuddleess! wait..CUDDLES?

bloom and divided being all cuddly and shit omg🫵🥺
Requested by someone!!!!
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3rd person pov :

--- Divided was working on a video until he heard a knock at his door.

"Yeah?" divided asks,seeing someone slowly open the door. it was bloom. "..you should rest,it's 3am." bloom says,sounding tired.
"how bout u rest?" divided says turning to look at bloom. "not until you." bloom says sassily. divided chuckled and pulled bloom in his room.

"GAH!-" bloom squeaks,suprised by divideds sudden action. "only if you sleep here." divided says. literally begging in his mind for bloom to say yes.
bloom was abit hesitant. but agreed. "...fine..I guess." bloom says,watching divided as he shuts down his PC.

He then walks up to divideds bed and lays down. "damn,that's not fair. how come you get a comfy bed?" bloom asks divided.
who was walking up to him. "I just chose a good mattress I guess." divided replies,laying down next to bloom. "no fair." bloom pouts.
divided laughed before pulling bloom closer. "Wha- divided!" bloom says,blushing.

"you're cute." divided says,reaching out a hand to pet blooms ears and head. "don't call me cute." bloom says leaning into divideds touch.
"oh come on!" divided whines. "..whatever" bloom says,burrying his head into divideds sweatshirt.

it stays quiet for a few minutes. just divided toying and patting blooms ears. until divided starts to hear purrs from bloom.

Bloom pov :

--- as I start to fall asleep,I hear a faint gasp from divided. "YOU PURR?" divided asks,I look up and I swear I could literally see sparkles in his eyes.
"y-yeah so what?..just don't tell dyso.." I say, embarrassed. "awww,why not??" divided says. "because it's..." my voice trails off.

"It's?" divided asks. "it's.. embarrassing okay?" I say. not wanting to continue this conversation. "why? I think it's normal right? for cats??"
divided asks, genuinely he seems confused. "y-yeah but not everyone's a cat!" I exclaim.

"whateverr.." divided says before throwing his hands across my waist. I just lay there,frozen and red.
yeah Im close with divided..and..uhm..maybe we kiss and go out sometimes..so what! he's still my 'bf' AND THAT STANDS FOR BEST FRIEND! I SWEAR!- I shake off the feeling and realize something.

"divided wait..what if dyso sees us.." I ask,not wanting to be teased about 'being soft for divided'. I'm not soft! I know that I maybe like him a little...and let's hiimmm.....oh.

"why would dyso check my room?" divided replies back. "uh..uhm..nevermind" I say. "okkk.....we should go to bed like- actually" divided says before yawning. "mm..kay." I say,cuddling closer to divided.

Divided pov :

--- as I was trying to fall asleep I just can't help but think about bloom..hes just..really cute?.......what the fuck. at this point i was questioning my sexuality. (as always.) AHEM.

after a while I realized i couldn't sleep,then I heard light snoring. I opened my eyes to see bloom sleeping. fuck..I couldn't help the blush that crept onto my face. then I heard my phone ring. I quickly pick it up and answer the call,without looking at who it was..

"hello? sorry who's this." I ask while whispering.

"ITS DYSO!!!!" dyso screams loudly,causing bloom to groan and move abit. I quickly turn the volume down and tell dyso to shut up.

"but whyy??" dyso asks confused.

"just..be quiet I uh- don't wanna wake up timo and jj.." I say looking for a excuse.

"oh ok-" dyso gets cut off. "wait jj? is bloom there?" I hear someone say. it was bugsby.

'*shit I fucked up..*' I think to myself.
"uh- yeah..yeah blooms here,why?" I say.

"oh das good,dyso you should tell him." I hear faded scream from behind.
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"oh mk,we're gonna go to ur house tmrw,can we stay the night?" Dyso says before laughing at something bugsby did.

I stare at the screen in disbelief,I mean I dont mind them coming over but that means it's more risky for me and bloom to get called out.

"..sure" I say before bloom groans.
"mmphh...divided you said you were gonna rest.." bloom says in a tired voice while I quickly mute myself on the call.
"sorry,dyso called me." I say while dyso looked at his phone in confusion. "..tell him to fuck oofffff" bloom says while looking at me with puppy eyes. my face turned red and I unmuted from the call.

"F-FUCK OFF!!!" I screamed as I ended the call,shit I was blushing so hard. bloom looked at me suprised and I looked away embarrassed.
"damn." bloom giggled before his face turned serious. he got up without saying a word. "bloom? what's wro- AAH" I scream as bloom slammed a pillow in my face while screaming "GO TO BEDD!!!!"

"OKAY OKAY IM SORRY!!" I scream. I ended up tackling bloom as we laugh at eachother.

(time skip)

Dyso pov :

--- its been long since divided randomly ended the call,we were on our way to divideds house. I couldn't stop thinking of divideds weird behavior.
"DYSOO?? dyssoo??? earth to dyso??" I hear faded say looking at me. "ah- oh,yeah?" I say. "you good? we're here now." faded says clearly concerned. "I'm good,just thinking about stuff." we walk into the house to see nobody there. "DIVIDED?" bugsby screams. faded quickly shushes him. "what if he's asleep,it's pretty early" faded says look at me and bugsby.

"we should check." I request. they look at me and stay silent for abit,they soon agreed with me and we walked up to divideds room.

We then arrived at the front of divideds room. bugsby opens the door,suprised it wasn't locked he peeks in and gasps.

"WHAT IS IT,BUGSBY MOV-" I get cut off by bugsby putting his hand over my mouth. "shsshh..look!!" he whispers while quietly squealing. Me and faded curiously looked to see..DIVIDED AND BLOOM CUDDLING? I quickly pull out my phone and take like...a thousand pictures. "what are the pictures for?" bugsby asks. "for teasing and blackmailing obviously!" I exclaim. Then the 3 of us hear some rustling from bloom or divided.

Divided pov :

--- I wake up to the sounds of 3 people talking. I slowly open my eyes and blink twice to see bloom,cuddled up to me.
I then look to the doorway to see faded,bugsby and dyso.

"hi guy-......" my brain processes for a moment. "WAIT GUYS?!??!!" I scream,waking up bloom.
"ugh divided...Wha- WHAT THE FUCK?? WHAT ARE YALL DOING HERE." bloom screams.

dyso giggles before teasing us about "being gay" and "bloom being soft."
when bloom heard the last part he started to call dyso...uh..very interesting names! ahah...

even after all of this,I still don't think I'm gay.

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..I don't know divided,that last part doesn't seem right🤨🤨
HAHA YAAYY TY TO WHOEVER REQUESTED THIS!!!!!! sorry for any spelling mistakes or etc etc I didn't check it today

CYAA🫵😋