Fairy Tail One-Shots

Fairy Tail's Drunken Women (All)

Fairy Tail is known all over Earth Land for having strong members who never back down from a fight. They are feared and yet, Fairy Tail men do have one secret weakness: drunk Fairy Tail women.

"Who the fuck gave them so much booze!" Laxus complained as he walked over to the counter, having just returned from a mission.

Mirajane welcomed him with a smile, "They wanted to celebrate. They're not that drunk."

"Seriously demon? Look at them," Laxus shuddered, "I mean, one of them is bad enough, but all of them at once?"

Turning to Jellal, Laxus continued stating his concerns, "Look at what's become of Titania!"

Jellal smirked, completely contrasting Laxus's glare as they both looked over to the middle of the guild where Erza could be seen angrily ordering around Jet and Droy— the two seemingly too frightened to escape. She had her sword out but as she attempted to swing it around, she ended up harming the furniture more than her targets as a result of her sloppy movements.

"Mavis, I really don't know what you see in that woman."

Jellal's smirk never left his face as he stood up, ready to go intervene, "Good. She's only for me anyway."

Laxus shook his head as Jellal walked away. He glanced to his right where Gray could be seen drinking a beer at the far end of the counter.

"Where's your woman?" Laxus asked.

Just as Gray opened his mouth to respond, a slight flood began growing on the guild hall's floor.

Laxus burst out in laughter, "Damn, you've got a nutcase to handle yourself!"

Gray shot Laxus a murderous glare before heaving himself up to look around for the cause of the flooding. Just as he was about to interrogate Cana, he felt an impact from behind that almost had him face-planting against the ground.

"Gray-sama! Evergreen said Juvia is too clingy!" she balled as she swang her arms around his shoulders, burying her face into his back. "Does Gray-sama think Juva's clingy too?"

Gray sighed before pulling Juvia so she could stand in front of him. The neverending stream of tears dripped to the floor, slowly causing the water level to rise. Every time Gray thought he was getting better at handling Juvia's tears, something like this happened to really test him.

"No Juvia. It's time to go home, Cana's always pushing you guys too far."

Juvia pushed herself away from Gray as she gasped, "Juvia knew it! Gray-sama is already trying to send her away! You do think she's clingy!"

Gray rolled his eyes, "Yeah you're definitely going home."

As he walked out of the guild with a (finally) calm Juvia in his arms, Gray made sure to throw a stray bottle in Cana's direction.

"Hey watch it!" Cana shouted at Gray's back. After letting out a laugh, she turned to Lucy who was slumped in the booth next to her, "Ready for another shot blondie?"

Lucy giggled as she clumsily held out her glass, "Ok!"

Just as Cana was pouring the drink, Lucy moved her hand causing the drink to spill over her arm and the floor.

"Hey! You're wasting precious substance!" Cana scolded as she yanked her bottle back.

But Lucy was too distracted by a certain pink-haired man who had walked within her eyeline.

"Natsu! Come play!" she shouted excitedly as she attempted to make her way over to her now wide-eyed boyfriend.

Natsu caught Lucy by the waist as she practically became a dead weight upon reaching him.

"H-hey Lucy, I thought you said you weren't gonna drink that much," Natsu stated nervously.

Lucy rubbed her cheek against Natsu's chest, "Make me pur Natsu."

Natsu uncomfortably looked to the side, "How about we go home?"

Lucy looked up at him with wide, sad eyes, "You don't wanna play?" She backed away from him and began to sniffle, "You're mad at me?"

Natsu groaned as he observed the tell-tale signs that Lucy was in fact wasted. 

"No Luce, I'm not mad," he reassured after wrapping an arm around her shoulder, her head returning to rest on his chest. "How about we go home and then we can play?"

Lucy's mood brightened immediately as she bear-hugged Natsu, "Ok!"

"Erza," Jellal spoke gently, "we should start heading home too."

"There are still things to be conquered in the name of Fairy Tail!" Erza shouted boisterously as she posed on top of Jet and Droy's unconscious bodies.

Jellal pulled Erza off her "conquered foes" and coaxed her against his side, "But what if our enemies attempt to go for your prized possession? We must get home quickly to protect it."

Erza gasped, "You are right! They think they will be able to get me through my cake? Such foul transgressions must be punished!"

Finally, only one inebriated Fairy Tail woman remained...

"AHAHA Gajeel! You look so stupid!" Levy held her stomach as she pointed at Gajeel's face.

Gajeel stood in front of her with an unamused expression, "Let's go Shrimp. You're gonna get sick if you don't go to bed soon."

"Why do you look like that? HAHAH! Who gets piercings for eyebrows?!"

Gajeel was ready to drag his shrimp out of the guild before she finally got up...

...only to push Gajeel down into the booth to plop herself down on his lap. Straddling him, she began feeling and prodding at his face,

"Didn't these hurt? I bet you were crying HAHA!"

Gajeels eye twitched as he attempted to control his annoyance. Finally opting to do his usual, he swung Levy over his shoulder and made his way out the guild doors.

"Jeez Gajeel. If you wanted alone time that badly you could have just said so," Levy grumbled as she rested her chin against her hand.

Gajeel choked as his ears turned bright red, "Shut up shrimp!"

Gajeel picked up his pace as his frown deepened, "I'm gonna kill that drunk."

Cana sat in the guild watching all the couples go home, feeling immense pride.

"You guys just make it too easy," she cackled to herself.