Chapter 8: The Downfall of the X-Men

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(Logan, X-23 and Ms. Marvel are seen facing Cyclops, Gambit, Rogue, and other X-Men as they get in their fighting stances.)

X-23: You may be big in numbers, but it doesn't matter, because we're gonna kick your sorry ass.

(Suddenly, Deadpool and Hope join in.)

Deadpool: Well, well, well. Looks like we're about to have an X-Fight. (laughs) Got it? X-Fight, because there's gonna be a Battle Royale between the X-Men.

(Cyclops gets mad at Deadpool.)

Cyclops: Is this supposed to be your last joke?

Deadpool: It's funny that you said that, because many who faced me before you got their asses kicked after that. (shows a certain comic) There's even this comic where I killed all of Marvel Universe.

Cyclops: GRRRRR! (to his teammates) KILL THOSE FOOLS! AND BRING THE BRAT TO ME!

(Gambit throws a card at Hope, but Wolverine blocks it.)

Wolverine: If you want to touch her, you're gonna have to go through me, bub!

(Colossus charges at Wolverine, but Hope copies his power, and punches him in the gut, sending him sprawling.)

Deadpool: I forgot she could copy other mutants' powers.

(Gambit throws card again, but Deadpool counters by shooting special bullets.)

Deadpool: Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang, bang, bang, bang bang bang bang bang!

Gambit: WHY YOU... KEEP QUIET!

(Gambit throws an array of cards, but Deadpool deflects them all.)

Deadpool: I still live up to the legend. As for you...

(Hope, X-23 and Ms. Marvel are seen facing the other X-Men while Wolverine has a clash with Cyclops.)

Ms. Marvel: Surprise Punch!

(Ms. Marvel punches Iceman, who crashes into the wall while Deadpool shoots as one of his bullets hits Gambit's back.)

Deadpool: Dude, the bullet was supposed to go for the head...

(Wolverine slashes Cyclops' chest two times while Hope punches Colossus again. X-23 pins and stabs Rogue with her claws. Suddenly Deadpool hears some noises.)

Deadpool: Uh... guys, I guess the Sentinels are coming here.

X-23: (stern) What the hell?

Ms. Marvel: I guess it's time for us to get outta here.

Deadpool: Wait a second?

(Deadpool shoots the remaining X-Men with tranquilizers.)

Deadpool: Problem solved. Now we can go!

(Then they leave as the Sentinels arrive and approach the defeated X-Men.)

Sentinel: Mutants detected

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Sentinel: Mutants detected. Proceed to capture!

(The Sentinels capture the X-Men and take them to Genosha as the screen fades out.)

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