OSC Oneshots

Some Incorrect quotes for your troubles!

Remote : I give up. I am so tired.

Blackhole : Get the emergency supply!

Tree: *carries Liy and places them in front of Remote *

Liy: *smiles*

Remote : AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

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*Taylor (Magazine) recording whilst Bryce (Soda Bottle) and Liam (Backpack) are arguing*

Bryce (Soda Bottle): HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Taylor (Magazine): *wheezes like a tea kettle*

Liam (Backpack), pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.

Bryce (Soda Bottle): YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Liam (Backpack): It's my favorite movi-

Bryce (Soda Bottle): SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, LIAM (BACKPACK)!

Liam (Backpack): I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-

Bryce (Soda Bottle): GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!

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Taco: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!
Mic: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Taco: No!

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Taco: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Scenty: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Soda Bottle: I'm a knife.
Backpack, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

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Nickel: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Nickel: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. 

Suitcase: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? 

Nickel: Ominous positivity.

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Nickel: Why do you look like that? 

Suitcase, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

 Nickel: Like you're dead. 

Suitcase: It's because I'm dying. Leave me here to perish. 

Balloon: Suitcase accidentally called Lollipop "babe" in front of everyone today. 

Suitcase: *sobs into the floor*

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Instead of doing actual work, I'm doing this :)

~PrOcRaStNaTiNg~

I have state testing in 13 days :)