OSC Oneshots

Incorrect quotes AGAIN!

One : I suppose you're right. We really would be better off working together. 

Seven: So, then... détente?

 One : Agreed.

 Seven: Understanding?

 One : Possibly.

 Seven: Cooperation?

 One : Maybe.

 Seven: Trust?

 One : Out of the question.

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Two: If you were an ice cream flavour, what flavour would you be?

 Gaty: Vanilla. 

Gaty: Vanilla?! You basic bitch!

 One : If I was an ice cream flavour, I'd be pistachio!

 Gaty: Because nobody likes you?

(Pay your respect to one in the comments-)

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One : Hey, Seven! Did you know your my BFFLWYLION?

 Seven: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

 One : Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. 

Seven:

Seven: That's one way to say it, I guess...

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Four: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart?

 Two: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It's 2am!

Four: Mean. 

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One : *gets a text* Oh! It's Gaty. 

Seven, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff? 

One : Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. 

Seven: Wow! Where'd they find 12 gallons of fake blood?

 One : You wanted fake blood? 

Seven:

 One : I'll go call Gaty.

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Gaty: That shirt looks great, Seven.

 Seven: Thanks. 

Gaty: But I bet it would look even better on One 's floor.

 One : Are you hitting on Seven... for me?

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One : Nice rock. 

Two: Thanks, Four gave it to me.

 Four: I threw it at you! 

Two: Aren't they the sweetest?

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Five: Where's One ? 

Six: Doing stuff. 

Five: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Seven?

 Six: Trying to stop One from doing the stuff. 

Five: And Nine? 

Six: Trying to stop Seven from stopping One from doing the stuff.

 Five: I see. And what are you doing here, Six? 

Six: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Nine from stopping Seven from stopping One from doing the stuff.

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Seven, at One 's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

 Seven, leaning over One 's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead. 

One , sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Six: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room. 

Four: Why did you say that so vaguely? Two and I are literally the only people you called in here.

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