I over analyzed a THREEE episode.

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Spoilers for THREEE 4 if you haven't watched it yet.





























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So this is after they're told to stop singing the Cell Block Tango from Chicago

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So this is after they're told to stop singing the Cell Block Tango from Chicago. As a person who's watched Chicago, I know that the order is Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-uh, Cicero, Lipshitz.   

Chalky would be Pop, the girl who shot her husband twice in the head because her popped his gum too loud & too often. (Broomer you better watch out.) So this implies that he's either pissed off easily, or he has anger issues. Or he's a horrible partner, but this is Chalky we're talking about. Of course he's at least a decent partner. Also, this girl is seen lighting matches, then extinguishes them, & tossing them away. This kinda makes me wonder if that means that he sims?? I don't know, but if he does, my money's on him having ADHD.

Clay would be Squish, the girl who poisoned her husband with Arsenic after she figured out he was cheating on her with 6 other girls, who were also his wives. To which, made me assume he's had a bunch of failed relationships, or that he knows his way around poisonous substances. I'm leaning more on him knowing a lot about poisonous substances, because I kinda don't think the other one makes sense.

(Tiny trigger warning for the next paragraph.)

Diary would be Squish, the girl who's husband "Ran into her knife 10 times" after he yelled at her, "You've been screwing the milkman!" So that makes me think that she simply doesn't care for things she thinks aren't worth her time. Which is seen a few times in this episode, also. It also makes me thing that she's suffered some sort of abuse, as the word Squish was never really implied in this girl's scenario, unless that's him running into the knife, or the abuse thing like I thought.

SharkBearBerry (I think that's his name?) Is Uh-uh, a Hungarian woman who's the only girl that truly loved her husband, but everyone saw her as guilty. That immediately sparked something in me telling me that he was Hungarian. HOWEVER, this could also imply that some/all of the people he's loved are dead. Also, the Hungarian woman is the first & only girl out of these 7 that loses her appeal, & gets executed. I think that would be hard to add in as a head cannon, though.

Moonstone would be Cicero, a main character in the musical of Chicago. This one has a long story, but basically her & her sister had this double act, & her husband traveled with them. So one day, before the show, they're all at the hotel Cicero, & they run out of ice, so Velma (that's the girl's name,) Goes out to get some. Then she figures out that her sister & her husband were having an affair. This kinda supports the head cannon I had a while back of her having I think 7 or 8 other siblings, more of them being sisters. I'm kinda also leaning on the fact that they both did a double act, which we see in the song, I Can't Do It Alone, it's mostly singing & acrobatics. Which makes me think at a point in her life, she did one or both of these things. I originally thought that Moonstone would somehow be good at singing, & it seems like I was correct.

Last, but not least, Mango would be Lipshitz, the girl who killed her guy, seemingly by choking him, because he'd go out every night looking for himself & on the way, he found Ruth, Gladis, Rosemary, & Irving. So this makes me think that Mango always tries to put SharkBearBerry (Again, I think that's his name-) in situations where they're either dating or married because he's been abandoned once & thinks it'll happen again, or many times & has given up hope. And this could be why Nail is like his child.

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