this can't be good
copia x reader (m)
forgive me please holy shit
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as you diddled copia from the back just like he liked it you felt something sharp hit your wiener and you screamed.
"wtf?!!?!"
you pulled out and stuck a few fingers into his bunghole and opened it up, only to see a whole bags worth of cheez its shoved up there.
"why are there cheez its up your ass?!?!?"
"i was saving them for later pookie" he said with the 🥺🥺 face.
"oh... well can i have some?"
"sure pookie" he said with the :3 face.
you reached on up there and grabbed a handful of cheez its, making sure to cut open his prostate with a cheez it as revenge.
you both munched but then you got up and got a razor and shaved off a dick shaped patch of his pubes and used them as seasoning. there was bunghole slime up to your elbow.
sauce.
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