Kricketon Of Action!

Training

"Okay, that's enough for today!"

I fell right onto my back. Nothing has been more exhausting in my life. Well, I was only born a few days ago so I don't think I can really say that... This was still the most intense day of training.

After the other pokemon were given water, the human, excitedly, ran up to me. "Have some water Kricketot!"

I, tiredly, sat back up. It was silent while me and the human sat in the grass, taking in the unpolluted air. Come to think of it-

"Delele?" (What's your name?)

"Why do you even need to know that?"

"Delelolo-" (I've just been calling you human, creature, thing, dumb, stupid, a moron-)

"Hey you don't have to say all that! When I fell from the sky I forgot everything about my past life, including my name."

"Delelol!" (Haha that's lame!)

"Whatever, you don't even have a cool nickname."

Despite the human's attemp to insult me, they had a small smile on their face.

"Would you like me to name you?"

"Delelolol." (I dont care about any of that stuff. I just want revenge.)

"Aww you're no fun."

It was siltent for a few more minutes. I was actually starting to enjoy myself, I never get a break from the human's yappin-

"We need to do something about your moves." Just when I was starting to relax, the human wants to talk about training some more.

"Delelo!"(Nope! Let me be, I'm on break!)

"I'm not going to force you to do intensive exercises anymore, we just need to talk to the move tutor here in Jublife village, Zisu."

"Delelol,"(Yay meeting new people) I said sarcastically.

"Don't worry she's really nice, and strong! She could probably fist fight a bear! I'm totally not in love with her."

"Delel-"(What was that last par-)

"Doesn't matter, lets go!"

We then had to run all the way to the other side of the village. Seriously, why can't we ride Wyrdeer?!?! We finally made it to the battle grounds where the human, pathetically, simped for this tall, attractive red head woman.

"Hiii Zisu! Raidiant as ever on this fine evenin-"

"Wow a shiny kricketot! Congratulations kid!" Zisu, hilariously, cut off the human. I couldn't help but laugh, especially since I'm the reason why.

"Delelol!"(Hahaha! You got turned down!)

"Hey, shut it!"

"What? You can understand each other?"

"Yea for convenience idk. Anyways, I need my kricketot to learn new moves so it can take revenge on its mother."

"Um wha-"

"I know what you're going to say, but hear me out!" The human then brought out stacks on stacks of cash. Where did they get all that?

"Do you hear it? The sound of wealth?" The human had a stupid smirk on their face as they moved around a stack of money.

"Yeah, I hear it loud and clear. Okay, chose between all these moves."

"Hmm, Giga Impact!"

"Okay you got it! Just let me see your kricketot real quick."

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"And just like that kricketot learned Giga Impact through the power of plot armor!!"

"Wow this is the best day ever! Lets go get potato mochi!" The human yelled triumphantly. I thought they didn't like that.

"Delelo-"(Am I even able to eat tha-)

"Just kidding! We need to test out your new move!"