Kricketon Of Action!

In The Abyss

"Where are we?! Kricketot!!"

"Dele" (I'm here you idiot.) I didn't necessarily mean to insult the human this time, I'm just trying not to show how much I'm freaking out right now.

"This is the other side of the wall you've been trying so hard to break."

"What the- Who are you and why do you get to speak in italics?!"

"Delelolol" (So the readers don't get confused as to who is talking.)

"Wait, what do you mean the other side?"

"This world has become corrupted. The rifts have become an evil red, no longer the beautiful violet they once were. It is no longer a place to harbor a proper balance between space and time."

"Arceus? I haven't done everything you told me to yet. Why did you bring us here?"

"I am neither Sinnoh nor Arceus. I am a being beyond your comprehension."

"Delelololol!!" (Then who the heck are you?! Put us back where we were!!)

"I am the regulator of all ideas the author has. My main job is to eliminate glitches that could interupt the flow of their writing. You were difficult to identify in this book because you fit the theme so well. You're a virus that must be exterminated."

"What are you talking about?!" My trainer has the most terrified expression on their face. I've never been too attached to them, but in this moment I feel the need to protect them. I don't respond to this new feeling, I merely stay where I am and listen.

"Now that we've established that this isn't real, we can just use parentheses for Kricketot now. It was getting annoying having to read delelololol everytime."

"There's no way this isnt real! Arceus your playing pranks on me, please bring us back!"

"This story was doomed the moment the alpha kricketune hit the floor. This world became more unstable as the chapters went on. Your presence altered the story too much."

"No! Those where precious moments between me and my best friend!!"

"This story was going smoothly. The main character did almost all of the tasks asked of Arceus and they were on their way to begin the climax when you showed up. The hero stopped all of their plans to help you."

"Don't talk about kricketot like that! It had nothing to do with this!!"

"Your best friend is the reason you are in this situation."