Kricketon Of Action!

Who?

A/N: I'm being unlawfully forced to write. 🥲 I changed arial ace to giga impact.

The human was horrendously humming an unfamiliar song while weirdly marching along the path. We are in the crimson mirelands to test out the move I learned. The way the human described it sounded really scary, but I can't show fear in front of a little bi-

"Boo!"

"Ahhhhhh!!"

A girl and a boy jumped out of a tree and perfectly landed on their feet. "Delelol?" (Why am i hearing boss music?)

"We are The Rockets," the weirdos who jump scared the human screamed in unison, "We are from the Kanto region, and we are challenging you to a pokemon battle!!" The duo then released a flapping red fish from a pokeball. Shouldn't that thing be in water?

"Yeah just what I was hoping for! Okay kricketot, use Giga Impact!"

I ran toward the oposing pokemon and slammed with all my might. A green beam of light erupted from it. I almost shrieked, I didn't know I could even do that! 

"Nooo Magikarp!!" The gay looking one had tears in his eyes as he mourned the loss of his fish. "You'll pay for this! I never lose a battle!"

He lunged toward the human and uselessly flung his arms around. 

"Wow, we sure do act alike. It's almost as if this is a book and I'm based on you in some ways." Said the human who surprisingly held their ground.

"And this bug thing has my attitude! What's with that author?!" The girl hit my human in the back of the head while shouting. "Oops, wrong person."

"What the hell, do you punch your brother all the time?!"

"Yes she does help me!! I'm being abused!"

"Oh shut it you're being dramatic. I think this is where we run away."

"What?! You're backing down from a fight?! I'll kick that little bug across the- Ahh"

The girl drop kicked the gay one and drug him away.

"Well that was a little weird, now I have to patch up the fourth wall."

"Delele-" (What does that mea-)

"Doesn't matter, I think now it's time to beat up your mom."