Another number to the killcount

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Ms.mayberry was explaining to blitz on how she ended up in hell killing her husband who cheated on her with a whore she killed her husband she thought she killed the woman to but she didn't that's why she's meeting up with the boss man

Ms.mayberry: you do everything right in life play by all the rules and still get sent down here with all the Hitlers and epstien's of the world, after one measly massacre propelled by blind rage so that's why im here

As she is in the shadows explaining this to blitz who was sitting on his chair infront of his desk

Ms.mayberry: to get my revenge..

Blitz was leaning back with his feet on his table

Blitz: im mean was she hotter? Im just saying i had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama you just at spat me tits. He said with a smile

He said to her making her mad as her face turns red with anger

Blitz: anyway i don't think you quite understand how we're operating down here see we take revenge out on the living and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of a death frankly are all probably down here in hell with you

Blitz finishing what he said then booped ms.mayberry on the nose

Ms.mayberry: not all of them that whore survived

She said clenching her fists

Ms.mayberry: now they all call her a hero

Blitz: well maybe she i-
Ms.mayberry slamms the table

Ms.mayberry she's not a hero!!!

Blitz: mhm yeah okay yeah my thoughts exactly

He said scared of her he repeatedly presses  one of the buttons under his desk.

It transitions outside the office showing seven of the labels one for horny clients,more coffee,sioled my pants,ghost,client giving birth,stolas and deranged client, the deranged client one was lighting up repeatedly

Moxie was next to it but he was focused on target practicing with a crossbow millie was next to him

Loona was laying her head on Spike's thighs blitz was a little more comfortable with Spike being closer to Loona so he allowed it Loona was on her phone while holding a picture of a family the target.

Moxie was shaking while he aimed the crossbow

Millie: moxie stop shaking you're gonna shoot our only hellhounds

Spike: im not a hellhound remember? He said while playing with a firball

Loona: wow i feel so loved here
Spike: Loona how was your weekend?
Loona: it was actually much better after you came into my life

Spike: oh im- i feel the same heheh. He blushed a little while Loona smiled Spike then pets her head she leaned into his hand

Millie:  aw you two are cute together anyway mox just take a deep breath and let it out

Moxie: but.... it's a family under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family

Millie: i mean if that's what the client wants

Moxie: maybe like a shitty dad..

He said scratching his head with the crossbow

Moxie: or a mob family... that's understandable. He said with a mob voice. But to eradicate an entire innocent seemingly in this instance upper middle class family bloodline?!

Loona sat up looking at the picture

Loona: hey you don't know they're innocent this kid probably set's dogs on fire maybe this girl gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy, this guy definitely watches

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