"Inside the Mind of the (Idiot) Mastermind!" (Ayanokoji x Horikita)

(Main AU Ch 4) Island exam (I wrote this shit at 3 am it's trash)

Ayanokoji POV

Ouch. My neck hurt from falling on the ground and having to sleep on the floor yesterday. I think it was a good decision that I left before she woke up. She would've punched me if I had slept any longer..

A few weeks pass by. Sudo once again has gotten himself into trouble. 

(I'm so sorry I don't wanna do the Airi being eye-witness scene since I'm not motivated enough for that☹️. I really have a LOT of ideas that randomly came to my mind cause my insomniac ass can't sleep and I REALLY WANT TO DO THEM but they all are of future situations hasjdksakdwaj)

Due to Class C guys being assholes, we had to do a case against Class C to save Sudo from expulsion. 

Unfortunately, Horikita's brother was here too. So, Horikita was extremely nervous. 

Class C was clearly providing solid evidence while Sudo being the hothead he is, was yapping at them without any proof that he is innocent. If this continues, Sudo is doomed and our class might even face penality due to it. 

I sigh in acceptance knowing that I would definitely be killed later on. But still, I stand up and go behind Horikita, starting to tickle her. '

"What are you doing?!" She exclaims while striking a threatening glare at me.

"If you don't state your argument we're going to lose" I whisper to her. To this, she sighs before slowly composing herself, stating her argument and bringing in Airi who then shows the evidence. We end up winning the case. 

If that ketchup haired ignominy gets into trouble again, I will commit a crime. 

We leave the room and I get kicked in the balls by Horikita.

"Ouch" I say, trying to pretend that I felt pain, but Horikita ignored me and left.

But she doesn't know I could see her spying at me from the distance. 

Soon, Horikita's brother Manabu comes to me.

"You've got some balls to do that in front of all the teachers" He says to me.

I don't respond to this, but the fucking irony is crazy.

("Oh my god I love this guy- wait no not in a gay way. Suzune you better fucking pull this guy or I'm never talking to you again") Manabu thought to himself.

I could see Horikita (who was spying from a distance) completely flabbergasted. I don't know why she was stunned but I won't question. I can never understand Horikita anyway..

Before I even had a few days to process the kick in the balls and the compass stab on the arm, we're on a cruise trip by the school now..

Ike, being the Kushida-obsessed degenerate he is, calls out to her before speaking; "Kushida san, we've known each other for 4 months now.. I was.. wondering if we could call each other by our first names?" 

To this, Kushida accepts with her usual radiant smile while Ike jumps up and down in excitement and Yamauchi cheers him on.

Meanwhile, Sudo comes up to me and starts shaking me aggressively.

"IS HE GOING TO ASK ME IF WE CAN BE ON FIRST NAME BASIS WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT GAY NO"

"Ayanokoji!!! What is Horikita's first name?"

"Why do people always come to me when it's about Horikita? Well.. what if I gave him the wrong name? His reaction when he finds out will be priceless.."

"Candice." I reply.

"Candice? That's a nice name.." Sudo responds.

"Candice nuts fit in your mouth..."