❦︎❥︎匚ㄩ尺丂乇ᗪ Ҝ|几ᘜ❥︎❦︎(𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚖)

Part One: FORWARD CLASH [HH PILOT]

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Y/n is seen walking down the road with him bending forward, with his hands in his pocket. The pilot starts with music slowly starting up.

♪ La La La La, La La La La, La La, La La ♪

[Y/n looks at various billboards, and Tv shows surrounding the city he's in, sinners everywhere, and fireworks being shot up into the sky and demons eating dead demons. He grows disgusted and brushes it off, still walking across the path on the side.]

♪ Look, I don't want to fight you, You got to know that I meant it when I said that I liked you. Or maybe just the idea! ♪

[He comes across demons fighting in an alleyway and grunts, continuing to walk]

♪ I bought it. I don't want it now. Return that shit like IKEA. Apologize I'm not a mind reader. I need attention, so I try to be a crowd pleaser ♪

♪ It was easy until it got a little deeper now. I don't know how to deal with you, so I'ma dissapear. ♪

[He cuts through an alley and dissapears into the darkness, his red eyes glowing brightly and beautifally.]

♪ I'm a ghost! Now you see me. Now you don't! I'm a ghost! Every time you hit the phone. I'm a ghost! ♪

[The music continues playing in the background, and Y/n exits the alleyway, making it to a new part of the city where theres clubs and stuff.]

. . . . .

The music slowly fades, and Y/n's attention is taken by a huge TV screen in the middle of where he was at.

Y/n: What the fuck...?

He looked over to see a female demon with a red dress on and an odd hairstyle, with red eyes and red lips. He also saw a male with a gas mask on.

Katie Killjoy: Good afternoon, I'm Katie killjoy!

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom trench!

Y/n raises a brow and fully adverts his gaze towards the TV screen, also wondering what the hell was a TV screen.

Tom trench: Chaos outside of Pentagram City, for today, there is a turf war that is raging on the west side between notable kingpin Sir pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!

Katie Killjoy: That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs!

She makes a crushing motion with her hand.

Katie Killjoy: Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory.

Cherri bomb and Sir pentious are seen fighting.

Katie Killjoy: Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot-spot!

The camera zooms in on Tom trench, and he says something that he regretted.

Tom trench: And I'd sure like to nail her hot-spot!

He wiggles his eyebrows, and the camera zooms out.

Katie Killjoy: You are a limp-dick jack-ass. Tom!

She pours scalding hot coffee on Tom's wee wee.

Katie Killjoy: Or should I say, No dick?

Tom trench starts clenching onto his wee wee for dear life.

Katie Killjoy: And don't forget we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hells. Own head honcho! Who's here to discuss her brand new passion project!