Your Useless Superhero

Chapter 6

"Can I *huff* just run *huff* from the side?" I asked, huffing and panting.

"No you cannot, we placed obstacles so you can jump over them, not just run from the side." My undercover biology sir shouted. "The obstacles are just a little difficult because they are made for people with superpowers, but you all had them too it shouldn't be that difficult for you guys."

I looked at just a little difficult obstacle course he set us up on, it was two meters tall each, with spikey rods on them, placed at the distance so we could jump over them which we all know we can't without our superpowers.

"Sir, how about we change the course a little, to make it a more non-superhero-worthy training course?" Maxwell asked.

"You all ran only ten kilometers and just did some basic exercises, Snowman can't even complete his forty pushups, and you guys can't do more? Did we choose the wrong people for this mission? Should I throw you out?" he shouted angrily. I am so done with him.

"First of all, it's not a possible course for a normal person, which we all are without our powers. Secondly, you don't even allow us to take a break, which we desperately need after all this. And thirdly, If you throw us out, there would be no one left, we are your only hope right now." I shouted, frustration curling in my veins. 

"It's not like we need you that badly, we just-" he tried to argue.

"You do need us that badly agent, and we both know that." Maxwell cut him off, his tone going serious, and his usual humble smiley face turning into a dangerous glare.

"Okay, fine. You guys can rest," he said and we all relaxed on the ground, no one even bothered to go to the benches. "But just so you know villains don't stop so you can rest, he will come and kill you by the time you even open a water bottle," he shouted but no one gave him a mind we all happily shared water bottles and relaxed, some laying down, some fetching something to eat.

"Why do they even have a training room in the agency, when we all don't even know about the agency?" someone asked.

"They used to make us train here only when we first joined," answered Maxwell.

"Then why don't they do it now?" I asked.

"Cause there are so many useless superheroes now, if they call everyone here then they are done for. Would they train all these superheroes or actually do some productive work? Huh?" Snowman answered mocking me, as he lay on the side panting and sweating like a pig.

"Yeah it is partially true, they have a meter and all the superheroes that reach a certain level are called in the agency, but a few years ago after multiple attacks agency decided to go into hiding for some time."Maxwell explained.

"And that villain still found the agency?" someone else asked.

"Well he is a supervillain for a reason, you all think being an actual superhero is like that, finding missing cats and punishing kids who steal, no being an actual superhero is far from what you all do, it takes courage and power, not anyone can do what I do." boasted Snowman trying to sound all high and mighty.

"Let's just not fight, we all are superheroes here and we all are equal and should help each other, no help is big or small, it's all about having a kind heart and helping everyone in need right?" Maxwell said trying to cool down the atmosphere. 

"Ehh, you will obviously say that Maxwell, after all you are old and retired even the agency didn't need you and sent you away covering it with the name of vacation," Snowman said, degrading Maxwell. 

I looked at Maxwell to see what he would say about such degrading comments but he only flushed red and looked away. He may not do anything but I could not tolerate such nonsense.

"Oh, you know so much Snowman then why don't you tell me why five superheroes have to cover your area and why don't we see anymore?" I asked Mocking him back. He grew uncomfortable at the change of topic.

"I also heard you broke your leg after being kicked in the arse by the bug villain, which as far as I remember was killed by a normal child after you ran away crying." I smugly asked, of course being a Snowman fan also made me aware of all his shortcomings and failures, and until today I used to admire them too, but not after today.

"It was just a coincidence, you don't know shit. Child!" He grumbled standing up and storming to his bag, only to open his bag and shriek on top of his voice. And a groundbreaking horrible smell invaded our noses.

OOPS, I guess I tossed Mr. Octy's feces towel into his bag. 

Well, it turned out just fine. Mwahahaha

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Heyyy!!! yet another chapter of the story... what do you think about our heroes and despicable villains... So what do you think will happen next.. I'm open to all the theories feel free to share!

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