20 - Are you literally breaking up with me?

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Featuring: Jack and Ianto (as well as swearing because I've decided that Ianto only swears when he's angry)

You've been stressed all day, what's up? - Jack

No, we're not starting this - Ianto

I'm merely just asking how you are - Jack

Oh, fuck off. You know that's not what you're doing - Ianto

Is that any way to speak to your boss? - Jack

[No reply]

Silent treatment, hey? - Jack

I mean, if that's what you're into ;) - Jack

You can't ask me to do all your paper work day in and day out just because you "can't be bothered" to, which stresses me the fuck out, then expect me to treat you like some remedy that will "cure" me when you're the one who made me this stressed - Ianto

Ianto, I didn't mean to do that to you - Jack

Just like you didn't mean to seduce me into playing naked hide and seek, almost like you wanted Gwen to walk in on us - Ianto

I didn't know she would come back! - Jack

Right, is that what you tell every boy you screw over? - Ianto

Do you mean that literally or not? - Jack

Do you always have to turn everything I say into some sort of dirty joke? I'm trying to have an honest conversation with you but I guess I'm just some constant joke to you - Ianto

I'm sorry, Ianto, and I understand the reason your stressed. Maybe I should offer you some time off of work - Jack

I don't need time off of work. I just need you to leave me alone and let me get on with my own shit - Ianto

Are you breaking up with me? - Jack

I don't know. I'm not sure if I mean that literally or not. Maybe you should tell me - Ianto

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