Part 1 🦗

628 3 49
                                    

~Sun Added Mars, Earth, Venus, Saturn, And Luna To The Chat!~

Earth: Sun, what is this?

Sun: I dunno, I was kinda bored haha

Venus: Ugh, why'd you add Earth? AND his moon?!

Sun: This will be a good way for us all to communicate! Don't you agree, Saturn?

Saturn: Uhm, yea, btw, who stole my coffee?

Luna: Ummm... Totally not me??? 😀

Saturn: YOU BRAT GET OVER HEREEE!!!

Mars: Can anyone explain why Saturn is chasing Earth's moon with a flipflop???

Venus, Earth, Sun: ...

Mars: Oh nvm I scrolled up- lol

Saturn: Problem solved. Can't steal coffee if ur ded :3

Earth: Ayo, I'll tell Titan if you do ANYTHING to my daughter. I may hate his guts, but I hate when anyone other than me is rude to her even more. :>

Luna: OMG EARTH TYSM I OWE U BIG TIMEEE!!! <333

Earth: You can repay me by shutting tf up

Luna: Oh- ok ig :')

~Sun Added Mercury, Titan, And Jupiter~

Jupiter: Oh, hi, based off the name I am guessing this is for important stuff only? Like, meetings or whatever?

Titan: Nah, I scrolled up and this place is complete chaos

Venus: Why the h-ll did you add the moldy tangerine?

Luna: 😃🔪

Venus: Oop- nvm. I forgot Sun gave Luna a knife.

Mercury: Yea, uhm, anyways.. Hey Sun, do you know why the crab crossed the road? 🤨😏

Luna: You betta not bish...

Mars: I swear I will commit a crime if you say one more word...

Sun: No, why?

Mercury: Cause the chicken was out sick 🤭😩

Luna: Ayo why the emojis look like they doin what Mars and Earth were last night???

Venus: WHAAA???

Earth: 😳

Mars: EHEM, EXCUSE ME???

Sun: Uhm, I think I gotta agree with Luna. I heard some... "Unholy" things last night.

Earth: H-How do you know it wasn't Jupiter and Saturn tho? 🤨

Sun: Because they were helping Uranus teach Neptune how to use a phone

Mercury: Can we change the subject or something?? ☠️

Luna: I gotta go bye

Titan: Me too, even though I wasn't really saying anything

Venus: That's kinda sus

Earth: TITAN I SWEAR

Titan: No! Don't you remember?! After the whole moon revolution situation, she said she'd forgive me if I went to her book club!

Earth: Alright, but try any funny business and I'll 😒🔪😨 you.

Mercury: Hey, Sun, are you gonna add Uranus and Neptune yet or is Neptune still learning?

Sun: Finally a normal question. Neptune still needs to learn a bit, but I can add them since Uranus can help him.

~Sun Added Uranus And Neptune~

Solarballs Rp Group chat Where stories live. Discover now