~Sun Added Mars, Earth, Venus, Saturn, And Luna To The Chat!~
Earth: Sun, what is this?
Sun: I dunno, I was kinda bored haha
Venus: Ugh, why'd you add Earth? AND his moon?!
Sun: This will be a good way for us all to communicate! Don't you agree, Saturn?
Saturn: Uhm, yea, btw, who stole my coffee?
Luna: Ummm... Totally not me??? 😀
Saturn: YOU BRAT GET OVER HEREEE!!!
Mars: Can anyone explain why Saturn is chasing Earth's moon with a flipflop???
Venus, Earth, Sun: ...
Mars: Oh nvm I scrolled up- lol
Saturn: Problem solved. Can't steal coffee if ur ded :3
Earth: Ayo, I'll tell Titan if you do ANYTHING to my daughter. I may hate his guts, but I hate when anyone other than me is rude to her even more. :>
Luna: OMG EARTH TYSM I OWE U BIG TIMEEE!!! <333
Earth: You can repay me by shutting tf up
Luna: Oh- ok ig :')
~Sun Added Mercury, Titan, And Jupiter~
Jupiter: Oh, hi, based off the name I am guessing this is for important stuff only? Like, meetings or whatever?
Titan: Nah, I scrolled up and this place is complete chaos
Venus: Why the h-ll did you add the moldy tangerine?
Luna: 😃🔪
Venus: Oop- nvm. I forgot Sun gave Luna a knife.
Mercury: Yea, uhm, anyways.. Hey Sun, do you know why the crab crossed the road? 🤨😏
Luna: You betta not bish...
Mars: I swear I will commit a crime if you say one more word...
Sun: No, why?
Mercury: Cause the chicken was out sick 🤭😩
Luna: Ayo why the emojis look like they doin what Mars and Earth were last night???
Venus: WHAAA???
Earth: 😳
Mars: EHEM, EXCUSE ME???
Sun: Uhm, I think I gotta agree with Luna. I heard some... "Unholy" things last night.
Earth: H-How do you know it wasn't Jupiter and Saturn tho? 🤨
Sun: Because they were helping Uranus teach Neptune how to use a phone
Mercury: Can we change the subject or something?? ☠️
Luna: I gotta go bye
Titan: Me too, even though I wasn't really saying anything
Venus: That's kinda sus
Earth: TITAN I SWEAR
Titan: No! Don't you remember?! After the whole moon revolution situation, she said she'd forgive me if I went to her book club!
Earth: Alright, but try any funny business and I'll 😒🔪😨 you.
Mercury: Hey, Sun, are you gonna add Uranus and Neptune yet or is Neptune still learning?
Sun: Finally a normal question. Neptune still needs to learn a bit, but I can add them since Uranus can help him.
~Sun Added Uranus And Neptune~
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Solarballs Rp Group chat
FanfictionPretty much, the Solarballs universe but with my friends personalities in a group chat on Whatsapp or whatever lol :3