IGNORE THAT IMAGE 💀
TW: A LOT OF CUSSING LMAO, IKEA, OLD CRUSTY FURRY, SMEGZY ARSONIST GRAPE
"ALRIGHT FUCKERS, WE'RE GOING TO IKEA!" William shouted at the family
"LIKE IN 3008?-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP LIZARD, NO ONE ASKED." Michael screeched, visibly annoyed
"who tf stuck a dick up your ass, grape?" [REDACTED] asked the 32 deceased male
"... im- WHAT?!"
"PUSSYS, STOP TALKING! "
The oldest, most crustiest truckhead shouted.
"YES SIR." Elizabeth immediately shut her trap, Evan was just standing there
"W-what's an IKEA?"
"BRAINLESS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST ASK?! ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!"
The obvious furry asked the small child
"... uh-"
" SHUT THE FUCK UP, BRAINLESS! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SPEAK! ANYWAYS, PUT ON YOUR DICKS SO WE CAN GO! "
"WILLIAM."
" WHAT MAIKOL. "
" TF YOU MEAN 'PUT ON YOUR DICKS'?! "
" ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF?! I SAID DISCS! "
" NUH UH! "
" GRAPE AND FURRY, STFU! " Lizard screeched
With the power of ga- AHEM, Wattpad* logic, they teleported to IKEA!!!
"hello fuckers, welcome to ikea, I fucking hate my life just don't do stupid shit. actually i don't give a fuck, do whatever." The entrance guard thing person said
The Appletons walk in, Elizabeth feeling like a Fem-Queen!!!!
"AWRIGHT, BITCHES, GO CRAZY! IT'S ON HENRY'S CREDIT CARD!"
"WILLIAM, WHAT?!" [REDACTED] exclaimed
"ju-just let t-the furry l-live." Evan said
(an hour later lmao)
"ALRIGHT PUSSIES! IKEA IS CLOSING IN 10 SECONDS, HURRY UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT! BYE HOES!!" The intercom person spoke
"10 seconds?!" The Afternoons all exclaimed
The gayest family alive- AHEM, dead* sprinted to the exit but then.
boom ba ya! (don't you fucking dare say anything about that comment.) the doors legit closed 💀
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL! IT'S 3008! YOU DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKERS!" Glizard screeched
"I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!!!" The moldy furry screamed before running off
"WE KNOW DUMBASS!!!!!" The sexy grape yelled back before venturing off with glizard and no brain child
M E A N W H I L E
William is sprinting then falls. *he wasn't paying attention*
"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK"
"..William?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" THE HEN EXCLAIMED?!
"HENRY?!"
"BITCH YOU HAVE TO FUCKING HELP US GET OUT."
"daddy what's a bitch fucking?"
".. nothing charlie, just don't say those.."
"HENRY I FUCKED YOUR MOM."
"..MY MOM DIED WHEN I WAS 3 YOU FUCKER."
" oh. UHH I FUCKED YOUR DAD!!!"
" GAY! GAY! GAY! dw is all good gays are cool."
" henry wanna here some.. R I Z Z??"
"..Not really but I guess.."
" kk ahem... ARE YOU TENNESSEE? BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY TEN-I-SEE." *insert rizz sound*
" will, everyone knows that one, you stupid fu- "
" ARE YOU THE WIFI? CAUSE I'M REALLY FEELING A CONNECTION." the moldy bitch continues cutting my precious henry off
" what." Henry simply replied
" I know all the 25 letters in the alphabet, all I'm missing is U."
" okay william you actually suck-"
" -dick."
...*henry.exe has left the chat with charlie.exe*
" gah damn."
TO BE CONTINUED LOLOLOL
497 fucking words. what the fuck-
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Afton Family Shenanigans! :3
Randomno ships other than platonic willry, and one sides William x Mrs. Afton. I HAVE DECIDED THAT MRS. AFTON WILL JUST BE [REDACTED]! the first "chapter" will go on with relationships
