"mom you stupid bitch get your ass over here!!!" the infamous elizabeth aftussy (wait what-) screams from the top of her lungs that even ohio can hear her.
"omg what the fuck do you want im tryna help moikel get a love life for once-"
the mother of the hell spawns (except cc bc he is awesome!!) said
" give me your phone hoe."
the tiny ginger in the games but blonde in the books but were saying she's ginger said
" ok fine.idc."
now that the ice cream machine has the birthers phone..
oh shit. the clown's on tiktok! haha
123894992926479#0#03847327914732 hours later..... (insert SpongeBob narrator voice)
"OH MIKEY-CHANN!!! COME OUT!!"
... What the fuck did glizzy watch-
"Eh?! The hell you want? And- WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT-"
*really anime like music*
" I finally found you.. NOW I CAN BE SUPERIOR TO MASTER MUZAN!! AHAHAAHH! "
".. UHM. WHO LET HER FIND THE ANIME SIDE OF TIKTOK EDITS.. SHE FOR REAL THINK SHE A DEMON. NAHHH"
".. Elizabeth-chan?! What happened to you?! This isn't how you just were 0.5 seconds ago! Don't do this! For Zeni-Chan! "
" EVAN YOU TOO?!?!?! WHO THE HELL IS ZENI-CHAN?! AGHHHHHHH! "
michael obliterated lol
" Oh shit! Mikol! OH NO! HE TURNED INTO A BETA! C.C-CHAN, HELP ME TURN HIM INTO AN ALPHA AGAIN! GIVE HIM SIGMA MEALS!! "
the cursed demon hell spawn lord glizzy order underling evan-chan
" Yes ma'am!!! " *naruto runs to get sigma meals*
" Fellas.. I always come back!!! "
Old ass bitch just spawned?!?!?!?!?!!?!??
" Ugly-chan?! Go away! You old bitch! " *growls because glizy is alpha*
".. What the fu-" peepaw also obliterates but flies to north korea bc is beta
" Evan-chan, you're back! Quick! Give Mikey-chan the sigma meals! "
" Yes ma'am, Circus Baby- Chan! "
*shoves expired cheese down miakels throat*
" AGDHAJKZLDSHH"
holy shit mikola is choking!
" skill issue. "
master lizzi said in a very anime voice
a minute later, lizzi spawns at a mirror
" Hey there, hottie.. Are you skibidi? Cause you da only sigma i see.. Math is easy! You plus me equals- OWIE! "
" elizabeth shu the fuck up. "
Mikol spawned!!
" No "
obliterates michael but accidentally obliterates everyone
(the end lol)
YOU ARE READING
Afton Family Shenanigans! :3
Casualeno ships other than platonic willry, and one sides William x Mrs. Afton. I HAVE DECIDED THAT MRS. AFTON WILL JUST BE [REDACTED]! the first "chapter" will go on with relationships
