disclaimer, rlly lazy srry
meanwhileeee!!!
"elizabeth fucking afton. if you don't give me the organ dispenser im going to arson your barbies."
"erm, it's elizabeth ELEANOR afton, get it right michael!!"
"JUST GIVE ME IT-"
"hola im a fucking NPC and i want to kill you lol!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
michael and elizabeth ran for their fuckin' lives,, while the employee chased them
"HURRY UP YOU SLOW BITCH!" elizabeth screamed at michael
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM SLOW!"
"YES IT IS!"
"SHUT UP! ORGAN STEALER!"
"ORGANLESS!"
" WHATEVER I'M STILL BURING YOUR BARBIES!"
" NO!! IF YOU TOUCH MY BARBIE PHONE I'MA KILL YOU!!"
"HAAHAHAHAHAHHA"
*employee spawns*
employee: *eats elizabeth and michael*
" what the flip." henry witnessed everything from a distance..
henry's spawn, charlie morningstar, was floating and chanting
"AUHEREOOOAHHHHHYYYYAAAAMMMMMMMOOOOOYYY!!! IN COMMA CORIAMA?!?!"
she chanted
BOOM
the employees fucking died.
the asstons and emilys went home. charlie was now a demon. wow.
[148 words. i quit the ikea series— erm. i will make smth more idk]
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Afton Family Shenanigans! :3
Randomno ships other than platonic willry, and one sides William x Mrs. Afton. I HAVE DECIDED THAT MRS. AFTON WILL JUST BE [REDACTED]! the first "chapter" will go on with relationships
