william wonka afton was fucking stupid so he wanted to catfish men. as a hawtt womannnnn..
bro is using fucking tinder or smth idk but yeah.
willy's name is 'willette. ' (def makes sense trust)
anyways, pronouns are def she/her trust in us and he's wearing a wig. and hot gluef balloons to his che- WHAT THE FUCK?!
so now he totally looks like a woman
"oeh maih gyah, these hot guys areh soh hawt, which one is da one for meeh?!"
he- AHEM. SHE said on HER bio.
legitimately one second later he was already messaged by 'henro'
yep. henro. what the fuxk type of name-
henro "hai bbg, want meet me at coffe store by chuck e cheez?"
SENT AT 12:42 PM
willette
" omg yez dadi, ill be dhere on 0.00000000000000001 second!! "
heh, peepaw fr thought this was legit.
one millisecond later h- she was at kawfee shawp. and saw-
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S HENRY?! OH SHIT WILLIAM CATFOSHED HENRY WHO CATFISHED HIM?!?!?!!!?????!!????!!?!!!?!!?!?!??
" HENRY WHAT DA HAIL?! "
" henry? whos that, im def henrO. WAOT WILLETE?!???? "
they basically stared at eachother in shock b4 wili spoke up tryna be alpha
" hey, you can still fu-"
" oh hailll naw bro i have a non-existent wife and kid"
" bitch. "
and then william pulled out a chicken wing and beat henry up.
womp womp
(223 words this was fucking stupid lmao)
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